{"id":23701,"date":"2013-03-27T23:15:43","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T03:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/?p=23701"},"modified":"2022-04-02T04:58:54","modified_gmt":"2022-04-02T08:58:54","slug":"lyrics-sad-professor-song-rem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/?p=23701","title":{"rendered":"Sad Professor ( song lyrics ) … REM"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Sad<\/p>\n

If we’re talking about love, then I have to tell you,
\ndear readers, I’m not sure where I’m headed.
\nI’ve gotten lost before.
\nI’ve woke up stone drunk, face down in the floor.<\/p>\n

Late afternoon; the house is hot.
\nI started. I jumped up.
\nEveryone hates a bore.
\nEverybody hates a drunk.<\/p>\n

This may be a lit invention;
\nprofessors muddled in their intent
\nto try to rope-in followers to float their malcontent.
\nAs for this, reader, I’m already spent.<\/p>\n

Late afternoon; the house is hot.
\nI started. I jumped up.
\nEveryone hates a sad professor.
\nI hate where I wound up.<\/p>\n

Dear readers, my apologies. I’m drifting in and out of sleep.
\nLong silence presents the tragedies of love.
\nNote the age. Get afraid. The surface hazy with attendant thoughts.
\nA lazy eye metaphor on the rock.<\/p>\n

Late afternoon; the house is hot.
\nI started. I jumped up.
\nEveryone hates a bore.
\nEverybody hates a drunk.<\/p>\n

Everyone hates a sad professor.<\/p>\n

I hate where I wound up.
\nI hate where I wound up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If we’re talking about love, then I have to tell you, dear readers, I’m not sure where I’m headed. I’ve gotten lost before. I’ve woke up stone drunk, face down in the floor. Late afternoon; the house is hot. I started. I jumped up. Everyone hates a bore. Everybody hates a drunk. This may be … Continue reading Sad Professor ( song lyrics ) … REM<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3980,2460,35,15,156],"class_list":["post-23701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-drinks","tag-michael-stipe","tag-rem","tag-school","tag-summer"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23701"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112386,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23701\/revisions\/112386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}