{"id":3090,"date":"2012-01-06T12:26:04","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T17:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/?p=3090"},"modified":"2024-10-06T13:09:58","modified_gmt":"2024-10-06T17:09:58","slug":"a-dream-i-had-about-a-tube-of-peanut-butter-toothpaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/?p=3090","title":{"rendered":"a dream I had about a tube of peanut butter toothpaste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at home, I think, with a tube of peanut butter toothpaste I bought on a discount sale. It was a blue and brown tube with a flip top; the kind that stands on its own; made and marketed for kids by Colgate or one of the popular toothpaste companies. I was relatively excited about having it in my possession, not so much because of the cheap price I paid but because peanut butter is one of my favorite flavors and I&#8217;ve never used peanut butter toothpaste before.<\/p>\n<p>There I stood, holding the tube in my hand, as I suddenly realized I was having a dream. Instead of waking-up immediately, I took that opportunity to hold on to the tube tightly, with both hands, anticipating the fact that it would be one of those disappointing moments in which I&#8217;d wake-up holding onto a cherished object that doesn&#8217;t exist. &#8220;I still got it,&#8221; I said aloud to myself, still excited, as the experience began to fade. Sure enough, I woke-up without it.<\/p>\n<p>2012 January 06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at home, I think, with a tube of peanut butter toothpaste I bought on a discount sale. It was a blue and brown tube with a flip top; the kind that stands on its own; made and marketed for kids by Colgate or one of the popular toothpaste companies. I was relatively excited &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/?p=3090\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">a dream I had about a tube of peanut butter toothpaste<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14785,167,126],"class_list":["post-3090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-hygiene","tag-sleep","tag-teeth"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3090"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129520,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions\/129520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marcellee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}