
Category: general
dreams I had
a girl I like making me a plate of food
a girl masturbating on the phone
a girl I liked and driving to a grocery store
chancing upon a lunch lady from elementary school
Anderson Silva coming back to the UFC
walking to Jacksonville Beach and seeing a huge whale
looking for eggnog at an outdoor Christmas store
searching my house and seeing Fat Joe
finally meeting an ex-housemate
leading the charge against a tyrannical landlady
living in an apartment with a dining room
a new pair of shoes and a dangerous freeway trip
saving the life of someone also named Marcel
walking thru my apartment building
Eugene getting knocked out in class
a video I shot in a high school science lab
a five-part Steven Spielberg movie
having an interesting discussion with a woman at a table
watching a video of a girl being killed
overhearing my lesbian roommate have sex
a girl interviewing me for school
living in an apartment in Detroit
having sex with Michelle Waterson
watching a movie that started to become real
my next-door neighbor and a bunch of dogs
a girl who was about to let me put my tongue in her ass
living in a college dorm and seeing an enormous insect
a gay school teacher giving me his phone number
lying to a high school security guard to get out of trouble
a girl staring at me like she wanted to fuck
witnessing a crazy traffic collision
taking pictures of girls I used to know
two old people who vacationed a lot
being at school with Wendy and Leanne
a video girl who seemed to have a crush on me
kissing and fondling a girl named Wendy
living with people and a caged bird
walking to a college campus and teleporting back home to get my car
a teen prison inmate attempting an escape
a man and a woman near the end of their romance
being on a tower and trying to run home before being eaten by lions
attending an event with tables of free White Castle burgers
waiting till the last minutes to study for a college exam
taking notes in a history class
taking a photo of a police officer at my job
seeing an airplane going down outside my window
working in a mansion with Sheila
being trapped nude in a bathroom stall
going to Solomon’s Temple in Detroit
seeing two dragons fighting in the night sky
hiring Pinky and Misty to exercise at my mother’s house
asking for Cap’n Crunch at Target
somehow getting an enormous amount of cash from a bank ATM
trying to interview Hulk Hogan for the site
being featured on a “reality” TV show with Jack Osbourne
my boss Heather sitting on my face
being in an elementary school reading class
playing Night Of The Living Dead
trading insults with a girl named Eliza
a tube of peanut butter toothpaste
a girl giving me her baby in Miss Dubose’s class
a dream I had about retrieving a man’s cane
It was a throwback to my bus-riding years, though it seemed to be present day. The bus was packed like a midweek New York subway, but this was Detroit or one of its neighboring suburbs; most likely Madison Heights. I was sitting to the right of an older couple; a man and woman probably in their 60s.
I assumed they were husband and wife. All I knew was that the man was holding a wooden cane, which he mistakenly dropped amidst all the bumping and rocking we were doing on the John R potholes. The noise it made when it fell and tumbled to the back of the bus was loud enough for all near to hear.
“Did you need it to get off the bus,” I think the woman asked him, to which he replied with a simple “Yeah”. The problem was that the bus wasn’t made like a normal bus. There was seemingly no walking aisle in the middle. We were all just clumped together; a dense crowd of people facing different directions.
To get off, you had to wiggle your way thru the crowd, which is what the people to my right stood to do as I stood to go in the opposite direction. We all had to exit the same way, but I, feeling more altruistic than I may’ve in real life, was going to get his cane. “Excuse me,” I said, “I’m going this way.”
The missing middle aisle was actually a short section at the back of the bus; a recent addition apparently designed for this very reason. It was a sort of strip with no seats beneath the back windows where you could bend down to the floor to look, crawl and reach for things that fell and rolled back there.
I remember scanning from left to right, seeing nothing but legs; I was looking underneath where people were sitting; when a voice said to me, “There it is.” It wasn’t in my head though. It was the man who dropped the cane, leaning of my shoulder or back for support. He’d followed me to go look for it.
When I went to grab it, the scene changed. I was still on the bus, but the back wall was replaced by a large room with a table of what looked like employees on a smoke break. One of them looked exactly like Shameka; I’m probably spelling it wrong; one of the twin sisters I worked with at Burger King.
That was my first job. I was 15 or 16 at the time and they weren’t much older. That’s probably why she didn’t seem to recognize me as I grabbed the cane on a bus magically connected to either her current place of employment or that same Burger King from the past. She certainly noticed me though.
I was dressed up in a suit; something I’ve never done and probably never will in real life; and she made a comment about me looking sexy in it. She was apparently talking to her co-workers, but they were sitting right there beside her and she said it loud enough for me, several feet away, to hear.
I heard what she said but pretended I didn’t and asked her what she said, but she didn’t hear me as they were looking at each other laughing about what she said. I handed the man his cane. “Thank you,” he said, which I responded to by telling him I was glad the bus added that little section in the back.
2026 March 01

