Category: general
Tucker Carlson on Twitter
promo : Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign
promo : Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign
a promo for the Wu-Tang Chamber Music album
2009
dreams I had
saving the life of someone also named Marcel
walking thru my apartment building
Eugene getting knocked out in class
a video I shot in a high school science lab
a five-part Steven Spielberg movie
having an interesting discussion with a woman at a table
watching a video of a girl being killed
overhearing my lesbian roommate have sex
a girl interviewing me for school
living in an apartment in Detroit
having sex with Michelle Waterson
watching a movie that started to become real
my next-door neighbor and a bunch of dogs
a girl who was about to let me put my tongue in her ass
living in a college dorm and seeing an enormous insect
a gay school teacher giving me his phone number
lying to a high school security guard to get out of trouble
a girl staring at me like she wanted to fuck
witnessing a crazy traffic collision
taking pictures of girls I used to know
two old people who vacationed a lot
being at school with Wendy and Leanne
a video girl who seemed to have a crush on me
kissing and fondling a girl named Wendy
living with people and a caged bird
walking to a college campus and teleporting back home to get my car
a teen prison inmate attempting an escape
a man and a woman near the end of their romance
being on a tower and trying to run home before being eaten by lions
attending an event with tables of free White Castle burgers
waiting till the last minutes to study for a college exam
taking notes in a history class
taking a photo of a police officer at my job
seeing an airplane going down outside my window
working in a mansion with Sheila
being trapped nude in a bathroom stall
going to Solomon鈥檚 Temple in Detroit
seeing two dragons fighting in the night sky
hiring Pinky and Misty to exercise at my mother鈥檚 house
asking for Cap’n Crunch at Target
somehow getting an enormous amount of cash from a bank ATM
trying to interview Hulk Hogan for the site
being featured on a “reality” TV show with Jack Osbourne
my boss Heather sitting on my face
being in an elementary school reading class
playing Night Of The Living Dead
trading insults with a girl named Eliza
a tube of peanut butter toothpaste
a girl giving me her baby in Miss Dubose’s class
a dream I had about saving the life of someone also named Marcel
I don’t know how he died or how his heart stopped; he’d presumably had some kind of heart attack; but there he; a guy I know also named Marcel; lay, soon to be dead if I didn’t take action. That last bit was a near certainty based on memories of seeing, on TV and such, hearing about and reading about people being resuscitated by paramedics and the like.
The key, I knew, was to act quickly. Michael Jackson; my favorite dead person; might’ve been saved if Conrad Murray had that mindset instead of trying to save his own ass. Not that I admired Marcel like I admire Michael Jackson. In fact I don’t even like Marcel; not really, though he can be fun to hang around on occasion; but I felt morally obligated to try to save him.
I could go into a psychological introspection on why that is; morals, I’m convinced, are completely subjective and I can be a heartless bastard; but try my best to save him I did. CPR was out of the question; I never learned it, hate the thought of having to press into someone’s chest and could never get past the disgust of putting my mouth on his; but I had another way.
For some reason I had with me what I can only describe as some kind of dreamworld defibrillator, which I actually remembered bringing him back to life with in the past. That time he’d come back quickly, but this time, as I repeated the process of basically shocking his chest to jumpstart his heart and brain, it seemed to no avail. Too much time was passing by.
Still I tried. There was no one else around and I would’ve felt damn guilty if I’d given up without a fight; I’m also convinced morals are inherently selfish; so I continued to shock him as he lay there otherwise motionless. Thoughts raced thru my mind during the process, including whether or not that bastard would work as hard to save me. Probably not, I figured.
It didn’t matter though, especially when, after what seemed like minutes of shock treatment, he finally came back to life. I was ecstatic, audibly so, as “My boy!” opened his eyes and started to regain consciousness. There was an underlining concern in my mind that maybe he’d been gone too long and would never be the same, but at least he was alive.
2023 [ April 29 ]
a Tweet from Ben Askren showing his wife being interviewed about her looks
The paparazzi finds @Abamaby and she responds to the controversy! 馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/zrvBuvtqRH
— Funky (@Benaskren) April 27, 2023