dreams I had

retrieving a man’s cane

reserving a new apartment

bringing a gun to school

a girl I like making me a plate of food

a girl masturbating on the phone

a girl I liked and driving to a grocery store

seeing two moons in the sky

a girl choking

chancing upon a lunch lady from elementary school

Anderson Silva coming back to the UFC

a girl I was about to date

licking a girl’s pussy

walking to Jacksonville Beach and seeing a huge whale

looking for eggnog at an outdoor Christmas store

searching my house and seeing Fat Joe

visiting a brothel

seeing Morrell on the bus

a girl at my door

being late for work

finally meeting an ex-housemate

being handed a slice of cake

leading the charge against a tyrannical landlady

living in an apartment with a dining room

graduating high school

a new pair of shoes and a dangerous freeway trip

saving the life of someone also named Marcel

walking thru my apartment building

living in a college dorm

Eugene getting knocked out in class

a nude white girl lying on me

a video I shot in a high school science lab

fucking a girl from behind

a five-part Steven Spielberg movie

having an interesting discussion with a woman at a table

staying in a college dorm

watching a video of a girl being killed

overhearing my lesbian roommate have sex

watching My Girl in class

a girl interviewing me for school

living in an apartment in Detroit

meeting Stevie Wonder

having sex with Michelle Waterson

watching a movie that started to become real

my next-door neighbor and a bunch of dogs

a girl who was about to let me put my tongue in her ass

living in a college dorm and seeing an enormous insect

a gay school teacher giving me his phone number

lying to a high school security guard to get out of trouble

a woman named Rebecca

a girl staring at me like she wanted to fuck

driving my cars from a bus

witnessing a crazy traffic collision

being late for class

arguing with Alex Malpass

taking pictures of girls I used to know

two old people who vacationed a lot

being at school with Wendy and Leanne

a co-worker named Eugene

a video girl who seemed to have a crush on me

kissing and fondling a girl named Wendy

living with people and a caged bird

walking to a college campus and teleporting back home to get my car

500 girls at a hotel

a teen prison inmate attempting an escape

a man and a woman near the end of their romance

my car being repossessed

being on a tower and trying to run home before being eaten by lions

attending an event with tables of free White Castle burgers

a parachute man

waiting till the last minutes to study for a college exam

taking notes in a history class

taking a photo of a police officer at my job

seeing an airplane going down outside my window

working in a mansion with Sheila

being trapped nude in a bathroom stall

going to Solomon’s Temple in Detroit

a freaky bisexual girl

meeting a distant cousin

seeing two dragons fighting in the night sky

hiring Pinky and Misty to exercise at my mother’s house

asking for Cap’n Crunch at Target

going back to the past

somehow getting an enormous amount of cash from a bank ATM

trying to interview Hulk Hogan for the site

a girl and her sister

being featured on a “reality” TV show with Jack Osbourne

my boss Heather sitting on my face

working for AVI

being in an elementary school reading class

a beat I made

being at home in my apartment

playing Night Of The Living Dead

trading insults with a girl named Eliza

a tube of peanut butter toothpaste

a girl giving me her baby in Miss Dubose’s class

a sweaty porn girl with amazing tits

going back to the past

a dream I had about retrieving a man’s cane

It was a throwback to my bus-riding years, though it seemed to be present day. The bus was packed like a midweek New York subway, but this was Detroit or one of its neighboring suburbs; most likely Madison Heights. I was sitting to the right of an older couple; a man and woman probably in their 60s.

I assumed they were husband and wife. All I knew was that the man was holding a wooden cane, which he mistakenly dropped amidst all the bumping and rocking we were doing on the John R potholes. The noise it made when it fell and tumbled to the back of the bus was loud enough for all near to hear.

“Did you need it to get off the bus,” I think the woman asked him, to which he replied with a simple “Yeah”. The problem was that the bus wasn’t made like a normal bus. There was seemingly no walking aisle in the middle. We were all just clumped together; a dense crowd of people facing different directions.

To get off, you had to wiggle your way thru the crowd, which is what the people to my right stood to do as I stood to go in the opposite direction. We all had to exit the same way, but I, feeling more altruistic than I may’ve in real life, was going to get his cane. “Excuse me,” I said, “I’m going this way.”

The missing middle aisle was actually a short section at the back of the bus; a recent addition apparently designed for this very reason. It was a sort of strip with no seats beneath the back windows where you could bend down to the floor to look, crawl and reach for things that fell and rolled back there.

I remember scanning from left to right, seeing nothing but legs; I was looking underneath where people were sitting; when a voice said to me, “There it is.” It wasn’t in my head though. It was the man who dropped the cane, leaning of my shoulder or back for support. He’d followed me to go look for it.

When I went to grab it, the scene changed. I was still on the bus, but the back wall was replaced by a large room with a table of what looked like employees on a smoke break. One of them looked exactly like Shameka; I’m probably spelling it wrong; one of the twin sisters I worked with at Burger King.

That was my first job. I was 15 or 16 at the time and they weren’t much older. That’s probably why she didn’t seem to recognize me as I grabbed the cane on a bus magically connected to either her current place of employment or that same Burger King from the past. She certainly noticed me though.

I was dressed up in a suit; something I’ve never done and probably never will in real life; and she made a comment about me looking sexy in it. She was apparently talking to her co-workers, but they were sitting right there beside her and she said it loud enough for me, several feet away, to hear.

I heard what she said but pretended I didn’t and asked her what she said, but she didn’t hear me as they were looking at each other laughing about what she said. I handed the man his cane. “Thank you,” he said, which I responded to by telling him I was glad the bus added that little section in the back.

2026 March 01