audio review : Bass Overload ( album ) … Bass Alliance

audio review : Bass Overload ( album ) ... Bass Alliance

Play this in your European sports car while imagining you’re on a journey thru the universe. Space is a strong theme here, along with ears and sound, specifically the aesthetics of bass music. The subgenre is techno, which also makes the album appropriate for terrestrial dance clubs.

The best songs include The Sound Of Ohm; the only song without the word Bass in the title; This Is Bass, The Future Of Bass, Space Bass Traveler and Damaging Bass. It’s the latter that reminds listeners that playing this album too loud may not only damage speakers but also “your ears”.

my rating : 3 of 5

1994

Ivanka Trump’s physical appearance

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Ivanka Trump is a businesswoman who’s rarely seen in public without being dressed up in fancy clothes and makeup, so it’s hard to get an idea of how she really looks. Her image is sexy, seductive even, but her face; the most important part; is only almost pretty.

Her nose, which seems to point downward, is a bit of a distraction, but it’s perhaps her only notable flaw. Her height is more forgivable. I prefer short women, but, at 5 feet and 11 inches, she has some nice long fashion model alumna legs. She also has excellent teeth.

my rating : 3 of 5

2020

AnnaSophia Robb’s physical appearance

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AnnaSophia Robb looks beautiful in the right lighting with makeup on, which it seems she’s rarely seen in public without, and she almost is. She’s certainly pretty enough to cover all my romantic and sexual requirements. She’d be a suitable girlfriend in other words. At just five feet, she’s nearly dwarf short, which I love.

Speaking of feet, the third toe on her left foot is crooked, but I’d suck it straight. The point is that she doesn’t have any major flaws. She is quite hairy, but that would only bother me if we were, say, on a date around other people. I’m into hairy chicks too, especially blonde ones, but I don’t necessarily want the world to know.

my rating : 4 of 5

2020

Megan Anderson’s physical appearance

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At six feet, Megan Anderson is too tall for me to date; I like short girls, partly because tall ones remind me of trannies; but she’d be perfect for rough sex. That’s “rough” meaning her doing what she wants to me as she plays The Dominatrix, which should be her MMA fight name.

She’s not pretty in the face; she looks okay; but I’d worship those long legs, which, along with her arms, are aesthetically enhanced with what looks like gothic-style tattoos. She’s muscular but not to the point of masculinity. Her body is sexy in a womanly, albeit womanly warrior, way.

my rating : 3 of 5

2020

Zendaya’s physical appearance

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Looking at her cute troll face, Zendaya seems short, but she actually stands five feet and ten inches tall… on a pair of skinny legs that are inherently sexy.

Her nose is a little big, but her eyes, rather their epicanthal folds, give her an innocent childlike look; at least when she’s not covering them in coats of fakeup.

my rating : 4 of 5

2020

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s physical appearance

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets a lot of flak for her eyes; people say they look crazy because of how wide she tends to open them; but it’s her horsetooth smile that bothers me.

Her face, the whole of which looks more like a mouse than a horse, is almost pretty otherwise. Wearing eyeglasses actually give her a sexy schoolteacher fetish kind of look.

With that, if we were dating, I wouldn’t make any jokes. I’d try to keep her from laughing or even grinning too much to avoid those gums. Then I could potentially claim a cutie.

my rating : 3 of 5

2020

Jessica Parker Kennedy’s physical appearance

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I want to eat Jessica Parker Kennedy. I don’t just mean that as a metaphor for licking pussy. I mean I want to eat her face like a cannibal. It looks like someone already got to her nose, but it’s slightly odd shape only adds to her prettiness.

If she’s not perfectly pretty, she’s about as close as I’ve ever seen. That’s thanks in part to her creamy skin color, which is indeed perfect in my eyes. It seems rare to catch her without make up; the one true beauty test; but she’s also cute without it.

my rating : 5 of 5

2019

Tinashe’s physical appearance

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If I could have a romantic relationship with any female celebrity, or just use her as a sex doll, I’d probably pick Tinashe. I could nitpick her height down a few inches; I generally prefer short girls; but damn. With that face, which is adorable even without makeup, body and blanched almond skin color, she’s about as close to my ideal girl as I’ve seen.

my rating : 5 of 5

2019