It seems the people at 3D Energy took my advice and decided to rename their Frost drink. This revised version is essentially the same; it still has 200 milligrams of caffeine and tastes like a Citrus fruit; but the name change makes for a major conceptual improvement.
my rating : 3 of 5
This Rockstar apparently has Zero Carbohydrates. It also has 240 milligrams of caffeine, which makes it a top pick when it comes to energy drinks. What’s a little odd is the cranberry-like color and taste because it isn’t marketed as having a specific flavor.
my rating : 3 of 5
The “frozen dairy dessert” tastes good. It’s the Cones this Duo would be better without. If you’re, like me, someone who never licks their ice cream and generally prefers to save the best parts for last, they also make the eating experience a lot messier and more awkward than it should be.
my rating : 3 of 5
Ravena Oliveira dances to the Octagon and shouts, in response to Bruce Buffer’s intro, “I am here!” Little did she know she was “here” to get her ass beat. The fight is actually competitive until the second round when she catches a straight right that puts her on wobbly legs. That’s when she turns into Rich Franklin and Shanelle Dyer; Anderson Silva; finishes her with “vicious knees” via Thai clinch.
my rating : 3 of 5
2026
The best part of this song; a ballad about overcoming depression; is the bridge, specifically the way Janet Jackson emphasizes the “go” in “let it go”. The highlight should be the final chorus section, on which she and her background vocals harmonize over the dreamy soundscape, but it’s not far behind.
my rating : 4 of 5
2001
Ragú Pizza? Why not? People have been making their own with the famous sauce probably “since 1937”. This Supreme version, even with its “pizzeria-style crust”, tastes no better or worse than most others you’ll find in the freezer of your local grocery store. That is to say it’s about as good as you’d expect.
my rating : 4 of 5
“Wild Frost tastes like getting power-bombed through the side of an igloo by an 800-pound cryptid”, the promo reads. In fact it tastes like your average Energy drink. Aside from being sweet and carbonated, it’s essentially flavorless. You can enhance the concept though by icing it in the freezer before you drink it.
my rating : 3 of 5
I’d prefer a Meat-Duo; the only toppings you ever need on a pizza are pepperoni and sausage; but the bits of ham are so small, it doesn’t really matter. The taste is about as good as you’d expect for a frozen pizza. Chef Tony skimps on the pepperoni slices though as they only cover about half the pie.
my rating : 4 of 5
Supreme? Not really when you’re skimping on the best part. The picture on the box is misleading because there’s only about half the amount of pepperoni slices as their should be. Not that the pizza, and pizza in general, wouldn’t still taste good without any at all.
my rating : 4 of 5
This Barbie ice cream, made by Turkey Hill, is best in little girly portions. It’s initially a sweet treat. Strawberry isn’t just a fitting color match, it’s also one of the yummiest fruit flavors. The taste becomes more fake and plasticky the more you eat it though, appropriately enough.
my rating : 4 of 5
This Red Baron Classic Crust Supreme Pizza has “just the right amount of crunch”. The crust is generally the worst part of any pizza though, so it’s best to start with it and save the yummy rest, the pepperoni especially, for last. Whether or not it would be even better without peppers and onions is up for debate.
my rating : 4 of 5
There are Four Meats; pepperoni being the obvious favorite; but the sausage and hamburger are indistinguishable. Not that it matters going down. This Red Baron Classic Crust pizza tastes about as good as you’d expect. It’s “Not too thick” or “too thin”, the box reads, “With just the right amount of crunch.”
my rating : 4 of 5