“Our Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza rules over all other pizzas”, it is declared on the back of the box. That is, of course, a ridiculous claim. I’ve certainly had better. It is good, however, and the toppings, headlined by “sweet” Italian sausage and “premium” pepperoni, look/taste fresher than most you’ll find in the frozen pie section of your local grocery store.
my rating : 4 of 5
Fans have been waiting for a new Erykah Badu album for over a decade. It’s a shame how long this took and it’s not even a solo project. Instead she follows the trend of sharing artistic credit with the main producer; a decision I can’t make sense of. That’s not to say The Alchemist doesn’t belong. His lo-fi psychedelic soul beats are the perfect soundscape for the singer’s melodic ramblings.
That melody is what sets Erykah Badu apart from her diva peers. She is a true talent not just when it comes to singing but making songs. This is probably her best set yet. It’s effortlessly good and sporadically great. When she stops singing and starts talking is when her personality starts to annoy. Her ultimate sin is inviting Westside Gunn to degrade the experience with retarded gun noises.
my rating : 4 of 5
2026
This Pan from Mainstays; a Walmart brand; works just fine for it’s purposed use. You can cook or warm Pizza in the oven all day with it. It’s when you start using it for crustless foods, like baked salmon, that the situation gets a little sticky.
my rating : 4 of 5
You’ll be doing yourself a favor placing this Marketside mousse in the fridge an hour or two before eating it. Perhaps most Cheesecakes taste better that way, but it’s the bottom “graham cracker crumb” crust here that’s most notably improved. I would’ve put a hyphen between the French Style bit. It’s otherwise hard to find fault with this tasty treat.
my rating : 4 of 5
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten an onion ring, but I’ve had plenty of Funyuns, which is what these “limited edition” Pringles taste like. They might even be better if only because stackable chips, or “crisps” as they’re described on the can, make for a more convenient snack.
my rating : 4 of 5
You’d have to take a whiff of the inside of the can to realize these Pringles really do smell like a Cheese Burger. The taste is less convincing, though they’d make a suitable side snack for the real thing. I’ll pass on the Beer; Lite or otherwise; for distilled water, thank you.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is a love song if I ever heard one. Okay, maybe “love” is too strong of a word. The beau, whom Nash-T Records carelessly refers to as The Klansman; they use that name for different singers; nonetheless develops feelings for the Nigger girl he first dated on a dare. “If I had known just how it would end,” he admits, “I’d have turned around and run away right then”.
It’s no surprise, given the title, that it ends with her death. How she dies is what’s sad. It suggests a real attraction on her part. His; he actually rides with her in the back of the bus; is conflicted with his deep-rooted racism. The best thing about the song is the melody of the verses, inspired by a relationship that, had it lasted, might’ve mended not only his heart but his mind.
my rating : 4 of 5
1967 or 1968
This Pot Pie is described on the box as a “Blend of hearty vegetables in gravy and cheddar cheese” and it is hearty indeed. The quality is noticeably superior to Banquet and the like, though this Garden version would probably taste even better with chicken or some other kind of meat.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is one of the best Great Value Ice Cream flavors. It’s hard to go wrong with Butter Pecan in any case, but this Walmart version is even better than expected. You get plenty of nuts for what it’s worth, but the best part is the sweet buttery ice cream itself.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is real Italian pizza. It’s “made in Menduno,” the box reads and “The crust, spread with a mascarpone garlic sauce, is baked in a lava stone wood-fired oven.” The ingredients list is impressively natural and you can taste the quality. Would it be Better with pepperoni instead of Prosciutto? Probably. Is it good as is? Certainly.
my rating : 4 of 5
I don’t know about Classic, but the Sausage version of the Chicago Deep Dish Style Pizza from Uno Pizzeria; “where the first deep dish pizza was created”; is damn good. The plain Cheese version is the best; the meat can serve as a minor distraction; but this might be better than Pepperoni if only because those slices can taste a little funky.
my rating : 4 of 5
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This pizza is Thin because it’s made with what seems like regular pita bread. That’s its only flaw, though being baked Crispy helps. The Pepperoni And Sausage topping is, of course, the best part, especially the Pepperoni slices of which there are more than your average frozen pie.
my rating : 4 of 5