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audio review : Based On A True Story [ Season 1 ] ( album ) … Will Smith

audio review : Based On A True Story [ Season 1 ] ( album ) ... Will Smith

Will Smith had what one might call a squeaky-clean image for a long time. It wasn’t until the slap heard around the world that he became somewhat infamous. Instead of ignoring the scandal, he addresses it at the very start of this album; his first in twenty years; which is a bold move. That he handles it with comedy, in the style he became popular for in the first place, makes it a smart one.

He should’ve stuck with humor for the rest of the set. It’s his most admirable trait. When he’s just rapping or trying to be a positive role model; he actually takes on the role of a church Reverend here, oddly enough; things aren’t as interesting. He’s not “wack”; never was; but some of these songs come close. The best include Work Of Art with Jaden Smith and Tantrum with Joyner Lucas.

my rating : 3 of 5

2025

Ruby Rose or Rubi Rose : Who looks better?

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It’s rare to catch either with no makeup on; the one true test of beauty; but that’s par for the course with famous women, especially in the case of Rubi Rose. Ruby Rose is a boyish dyke; her short hair does her no aesthetic favors; but she’s not fully committed to the look, so she too tends to cover her face in eyeliner and the like.

Rubi Rose goes too far with the fakeness; both could easily be mistaken for trannies when they’re all dolled up; but there’s apparently a naturally cute girl underneath. Ruby’s face is proportionally cuter. Her turquoise eyes are quite stunning. She’s a model and looks the part. But she’s 12 years older and starting to show her age.

Ruby’s slim body type is what I generally go for, but Rubi is thin enough and her ass is thick enough to bury a face in. I can’t find Ruby’s, but her tits are nice and natural while Rubi somehow went from A to play. Rubi is shorter though, which is better. Ruby’s skin is lighter, which is better, but Rubi isn’t dark enough for it to matter much.

my vote : Rubi Rose

2025

Ellen Page’s physical appearance

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Ellen Page is a woman. As a girl, she was actually quite cute; adorable even. Why she decided to alter her looks, going as far as to chop off her hair and tits, and pretend to be a man; Elliot Page; for the rest of her life is well beyond me, but it’s certainly an aesthetic tragedy.

As a female, her transformation makes her, at least for a straight guy like myself, unattractive to the point of repulsion, though it should be pointed out that growing older also plays a part in her degradation. As a male, at least a normal one, she doesn’t pass the piss test.

my rating : 1 of 5

2024

Bruna Brasil’s physical appearance

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I’ve never been overseas, but I’d love to spend a few nights in Brasil. Her cute rat face, the beady eyes and pointy nose of which remind me of a younger (pre-facelift) Jennifer Love Hewitt, alone makes her an MMA fighter I’d help save money on towels by volunteering to lick the sweat off of between rounds. Her cup size is a lowercase A, but that’s okay. She’s a Special One nonetheless.

my rating : 4 of 5

2024
 

Heywood Jablome :

I’d bang the shit outta her 馃槝