Tag: teeth
Ellen Page’s physical appearance
Ellen Page is a woman. As a girl, she was actually quite cute; adorable even. Why she decided to alter her looks, going as far as to chop off her hair and tits, and pretend to be a man; Elliot Page; for the rest of her life is well beyond me, but it’s certainly an aesthetic tragedy.
As a female, her transformation makes her, at least for a straight guy like myself, unattractive to the point of repulsion, though it should be pointed out that growing older also plays a part in her degradation. As a male, at least a normal one, she doesn’t pass the piss test.
my rating : 1 of 5
2024
Bruna Brasil’s physical appearance
I’ve never been overseas, but I’d love to spend a few nights in Brasil. Her cute rat face, the beady eyes and pointy nose of which remind me of a younger (pre-facelift) Jennifer Love Hewitt, alone makes her an MMA fighter I’d help save money on towels by volunteering to lick the sweat off of between rounds. Her cup size is a lowercase A, but that’s okay. She’s a Special One nonetheless.
my rating : 4 of 5
2024
Mariah The Scientist’s physical appearance
With so many males pretending to be females, spotting what seems like a beautiful college girl in heavy makeup is cause for pause, especially when her lips are under a five-o’clock shadow. Scientific research suggests Mariah is, however, a real woman who, like most in the public spotlight, simply tries to fake perfection with cosmetics.
She’s naturally cute though with chipmunk cheeks that show dimples when she smiles. Her skin tone is light enough. Her body is basically flawless, at least on the outside. I’d like for her to sit on my face so I could study her inner anatomy. A taste test would be needed for chemical confirmation. Nothing sexual; strictly Science.
my rating : 5 of 5
2024
Yara Shahidi
Mackenzie Dern’s physical appearance
A lot of MMA fanboys consider Mackenzie Dern a butterface and she definitely is. She’s not ugly, but her face is weird. She actually looks like Butt-Head. It’s her actual butt, along with the rest of her body, that saves her from aesthetic defeat.
She’s a bit too muscular, specifically her arms; as a straight male, that’s my biggest gripe with female fighters; but quite sexy from the neck down. Watching her do jiu-jitsu in the UFC, where you aren’t allowed to wear a gi, is a pervert’s delight.
my rating : 3 of 5
2024
Airi Rui’s teeth
2020
Kalani Miller
Emily Wickersham’s lips and teeth
Sydney Sweeney’s physical appearance
Sydney Sweeney has eyes that suggest she’s either always tired or trying to seduce you. I prefer to imagine the latter. She’s a sexy woman. She’s also quite cute, which I actually prefer over sexy; no fakeup needed; even with those two front bunny teeth. She has a nice slim body too with a surprisingly voluptuous pair of tits. What more do you need?
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
Ice Spice’s physical appearance
Why so many otherwise (naturally) attractive females choose to doll themselves up till they look like trannies is a mystery to me. Ice Spice, rarely seen in public without aesthetic makeup; I call it fakeup; and her signature hairdo, is a prime offender. Pics from before she was famous suggest there’s a cute girl underneath.
Her best quality is her light beigy skin tone, which does wonders for her physical appearance. As far as Spices go, she’s about the color of ginger powder, which is just lovely. There aren’t many (any) parts of her body I wouldn’t put in my mouth, but she wouldn’t look nearly as tasty if her skin resembled, say, black pepper.
She’s thicker than I normally go for; I prefer thin girls and she has some definite meat on her bones, particularly from the waist down; but she’s no Lizzo. Her dimply thighs are actually a sexual turn on; again the color helps; and I’m sure that ass would provide a warm cushion for any guy lucky enough to hit it from the back.
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
Ira Sedina showing her tongue
2021
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