Black Rifle Energy : Wild Frost

Black Rifle Energy : Wild Frost

“Wild Frost tastes like getting power-bombed through the side of an igloo by an 800-pound cryptid”, the promo reads. In fact it tastes like your average Energy drink. Aside from being sweet and carbonated, it’s essentially flavorless. You can enhance the concept though by icing it in the freezer before you drink it.

my rating : 3 of 5

video review : Avatar : Fire And Ash

video review : Avatar : Fire And Ash

When James Cameron announced, during the promotion of the first Avatar sequel, that more would come in relatively quick succession, I thought it was a bad idea. Never mind the narrative superfluity of movie sequels in general. The first two were thirteen years apart, almost to the day. If there had to be a third, it only makes sense to wait about that long to build anticipation and keep the series in balance.

Nonetheless, three years after The Way Of Water, we have Fire And Ash. The former is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen; an epic improvement over the mediocre original. The latter ranks comfortably between the two. They’re all about the same thing; war on moon Pandora; but the plot is just now starting to feel repetitive. Even in an awe-inspiring alien world, there’s only so much you can do.

The most interesting character is a freshly-painted face. Varang is the leader of the villainous Mangkwan clan, but even she knows to just make it look like they’re about to kill key characters. Protagonists die only when they’re supposed to; an inherent trope that, after so many hairbreadth escapes in the same story, starts to burn down the suspense. Not that there isn’t adventurous wonder to behold.

my rating : 4 of 5

2025

video review : Child’s Play 3

video review : Child's Play 3

Last time it was his new foster home. Now; eight years later but not even a year in real life; Chucky follows Andy to military school. That concept; putting the two in such a random setting; distracts from the simple but effective horror story Child’s Play began as. Never mind the fact that Andy isn’t even played by the same actor from the first two movies and is metaphorically replaced with an annoying black kid.

my rating : 3 of 5

1991

video review : RoboCop 3

video review : RoboCop 3

RoboCop 3 isn’t as bad as its first several minutes; too much time goes by before he makes his first appearance; suggest. The pace and tone seem made for TV as opposed to something you’d pay to see at a movie theater, but it’s surprisingly better than 2. That’s despite the silliness of its plot, which pits the protagonist against a “damn ninja”.

my rating : 3 of 5

1993