audio review : The BDP Album ( album ) … KRS-One

audio review : The BDP Album ( album ) ... KRS-One

The title makes no sense. Even if it were Another BDP Album, that wouldn’t be the case unless it’s down to just KRS-One and Kenny Parker. Still why not credit BDP as the artist and give it a different title? BDP albums were KRS-One’s anyway. The difference now is that, while his rap skills are, his albums are no longer “fresh”… for 2012, 2011 or any year within the past decade or so. This, basically a Kenny Parker mixtape of KRS-One demo songs, is easily one of his worst.

my rating : 2 of 5

2012

video review : Uninhabited

video review : Uninhabited

Beth is a skinny girl who doesn’t need to cover her face in makeup to be cute. She’s on a beautiful island. Those are the good parts. Everything else about this modern-day ghost story is either downright bad; dead people being able to work video cameras makes no sense; or just plain boring.

my rating : 2 of 5

2010

video review : The Beaver

video review : The Beaver

I don’t mind the puppet. It’s not cute, clever or particularly interesting, but it’s about the only memorable thing this dud of a movie has to offer. The story is about a “sick” man who develops a split personality complex in an effort to mend his broken life. He does that by living thru a “prescription” hand puppet he finds in a garbage dump. Its name is The Beaver and he wears it all day every day. He also has conversations with it and uses it to converse with other people, including his estranged family.

He’s supposed to be the crazy one, but his Beaver at-least serves a psychological benefit and doesn’t seem to pose any danger. His supposedly normal oldest son handles his troubles differently; by repeatedly banging his forehead against the bedroom wall, causing a dent that eventually breaks thru to the outside. The plots bounce back and forth between father and son; the latter of which revolves around a banal romance the boy has with a girl from his school; a relationship I couldn’t care less about.

It’s that boring narrative parallel that kills what could’ve come close to being a decent movie. Then again, while the first third is engaging as it makes you wonder how director Jody Foster; who also plays the boy’s mother and the puppetmaster’s wife; is going to make such a silly prop work with such a serious story, the novelty eventually wears thin and leaves a strange silliness where real feelings should be. The ending tries especially hard to build emotional depth, but it just sort of comes off as a maudlin mess.

my rating : 2 of 5

2011

audio review : Michael Jackson Immortal

audio review : Michael Jackson Immortal

I can appreciate homage, especially to an icon like Michael Jackson. He’s my favorite song artist and performer, but I might turn down even a free ticket to see other people perform medleys of his songs. That makes Cirque Du Soleil’s Immortal World Tour; a stage show that sends dancers, acrobats, mimes and such around the globe to do just that; more of a negative than a positive. At least they’re not singing. Apparently director Jamie King had sense enough to leave that part up to the icon himself, which makes listening to this soundtrack album more tolerable than it should be.

What it presents, rather bombastically, are original Michael Jackson songs snipped apart and blended together to form what may as well be a glorified mixtape. The main difference and one positive thing the album has going for it is that many, if not most, of the songs are mixed in a way that would be impossible for the average DJ. Producer Kevin Antunes was given access to the individual track recordings of these songs. That allows him to make full-on remixes, shuffle vocals from one song to another and resurrect studio outtakes that weren’t included in the original album versions.

It makes for an interesting, sometimes surprisingly enjoyable, listen for those of us who are fanny enough to notice the often subtle differences. What ruins it is the conceptual context in which it’s presented, of which there seems to be none. The album, which puts Working Day And Night not after but before the Intro and teams Speechless with Human Nature, goes from song to song, and sometimes back to song, seemingly at random. So even though this new-age version of Wanna Be Startin Somethin sounds funky, it does nothing to cover that massive and ultimately dooming artistic flaw.

If this album were a general music review or perhaps the DJ’s setlist at a Michael Jackson party, I’d be inclined to praise it. One of my favorite Michael Jackson songs; Is It Scary; is included in the mix. It runs dead into Threatened, which serves as a notable promo for The King Of Pop’s final and largely underrated Invincible album. My main gripe with Michael Jackson compilations in general is that they tend to overlook his newer songs. As an album; a decision I’m willing to bet had a lot more to do with making money than creating art; this Immortal project stumbles and falls flat on its face.

my rating : 2 of 5

2011

video review : Captain America : The First Avenger

video review : Captain America : The First Avenger

I’m an American but not a patriot and I’ve lost what little fascination I had with comic books a long time ago, so Captain America does nothing for me as a character. This movie, the latest in a relatively recent string of money-motivated superhero flicks, makes him matter even less because his story isn’t an exciting one. If it is, director Joe Johnston does a piss-poor job of telling it.

Where the first Iron Man had its clever, perhaps even awe-inspiring, moments, this script is all hack. It’s significant only in the sense that it leads directly to the much-hyped Avengers movie, which I have no interest in seeing. Even the visuals, featuring a bulky Chris Evans CGIed down to a charicaturous weakling, lack luster. That’s surprising for a film with a 140-million-dollar budget.

my rating : 2 of 5

2011