Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets a lot of flak for her eyes; people say they look crazy because of how wide she tends to open them; but it’s her horsetooth smile that bothers me.

Her face, the whole of which looks more like a mouse than a horse, is almost pretty otherwise. Wearing eyeglasses actually give her a sexy schoolteacher fetish kind of look.

With that, if we were dating, I wouldn’t make any jokes. I’d try to keep her from laughing or even grinning too much to avoid those gums. Then I could potentially claim a cutie.

my rating : 3 of 5

2020