2000
Tag: Too Short
Just Like Dope ( song ) … Too Short ( featuring E-40 )
2000
2 Bitches ( song ) … Too Short
2000
Checking My Hoes ( song ) … Too Short ( featuring Birdman + Jazze Pha )
2010
the title song from Too Short’s Gettin It album
1996
Sloppy Seconds Leftovers ( song ) … Too Short
2016
audio review : Doin The Fool ( song ) … E-40 + Too Short ( featuring Pastor Troy + Pimp C )
The beat is a slapper. It’s a distorted drum loop led by a monster bassline and nothing else, but its ghetto simplicity serves as part of its allure. The song starts with a burp because it’s for, and by, “playa-ass niggas” who like to get tipsy and fuck bitches. “I told her I’d buy her some clothes,” Too Short says, “but I be lying to hoes.” E-40, whose verse proves that style over substance can be a damn good thing if you have the charisma to pull it off, fucked one at his place and shot a “fat-ass” cum shot on her breasts.
Doin the fool, which means the same as acting (like) a fool; my only complaint about the song is that potentially confusing twist on what was already a perfectly suitable slang phrase; encompasses more than sex and drugs (alcohol/weed) though. It also has to do with money, guns, flashy vehicles and 64-dollar cologne; the latter of which Pimp C flaunts to attract hoes, taking us back full circle. But make no mistake about it. This one is for the guys; all you “haters” included, “just to let you know this shit don’t stop.”
my rating : 4 of 5
2000
audio review : 2 Bitches ( song ) … Too Short
A wild sex orgy isn’t out of the ordinary in the life of a pimp “nigga”; a fact Too Short throws in your face over a nasty Jazze Pha beat. This freaky tale centers around a threesome he initiates by taking a bisexual “bitch” to a strip club and asking which dancer she wants to fuck. She picks a chocolate one with a big booty and big tits. Long story Short, the girls end-up licking each other’s tits, navels, toes and assholes.
my rating : 3 of 5
2000
Snoop Dogg’s Double-G News Network : Too Short talking about his music and hoes
2014
audio review : Jewels N Drugs ( song ) … Lady Gaga ( featuring TI + Too Short + Twista )
Structurally this one is a bit of a mess. There are two hooks; the second and best of which doesn’t come until after the halfway point. “We know how to make that money,” Gaga sings, so she doesn’t want yours. She has her own Jewels too. What she wants is your Drugs and your “love”; the former of which she can buy with all the money she has and the latter of which is an irrelevant subject nothing else in the song deals with.
The Too Short feature is surprising. As long as he’s been rapping, I don’t think he’s ever been featured on a song by an artist this popular before. There should only be one verse by one rapper though; of the three, I’d pick TI; and his verse should come not at the beginning but about where Too Short’s is. Three rappers with little to no association with each other only crowd the song in an awkward trap remix sort of way.
my rating : 3 of 5
2013
Jewels N Drugs ( song ) … Lady Gaga ( featuring TI + Too Short + Twista )
2013
Doin The Fool ( song ) … E-40 + Too Short ( featuring Pastor Troy + Pimp C )
2000


