video review : The Survivalist

video review : The Survivalist

Never trust a ho. A supposed survivalist foolishly breaks this vital rule of the game. It’s a blunder that, in a story less inclined to political correctness, could’ve made for some interesting conflict. Instead cliché romance develops. There’s a third person in the mix; the woman’s pimp mom; but she’s disposed of in a most unconventional way. This is a movie that’s merely endurable. The best part is when Mia Goth shows her tits.

my rating : 2 of 5

2015

video review : Everest

video review : Everest

“Why do we do this to ourselves,” a Mount Everest climber asks another, “It’s crazy.” Though all they really get for reaching the highest peak on Earth is the satisfaction of knowing they did it, that last bit isn’t necessarily true. It could just be stupid. It seems, if they’re not on secret suicide missions, it has to be either one or the other. When you reach the so-called Death Zone, you’re guaranteed to start dying from lack of oxygen. Even with a full “O” mask, you could just as easily fall or freeze to death.

Everest is based on the true story of several climbers getting caught in a deadly blizzard, but you’d be better off watching one of the many documentaries covering the 1996 disaster. This fictionalized version never gets far off the ground. There’s a poignant phone scene near the end, but nothing in the storytelling invokes much compassion for the cast of foolish or crazy characters. So much for suspense. Consistently hearing them breathe and grunt as they climb only adds to the annoyance.

my rating : 3 of 5

2015