audio review : Throne Of Game ( album ) … Spice 1

audio review : Throne Of Game ( album ) ... Spice 1

The title is a play on Game Of Thrones, but the cover photo brings to mind E-40’s Hall Of Game; an album released the year 2Pac died that features both him and Spice 1. That’s a relevant mention because Spice 1 makes several references to his dead homie here. There’s also a 2017 version of Welcome To The Ghetto and lyrical interpolations of other old Spice 1 songs. Perhaps the rapper; who, with exception of a few verses that have him spitting like the “BG” rappers of today, hasn’t changed much after all these years; is sort of stuck in the past.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing for longtime fans. The nostalgia is as thick as the weed smoke and most of these beats do bang. When the hooks are left to singers with actual talent in that department; the crown goes to D Perry, though the track he’s on sounds more like what should’ve been the outro than an actual song; the album sounds surprisingly good. With that, aside from a more careful mastering job, Throne Of Game would be better if it were edited down to, say, the best twelve cuts. The “Fuckboy” Flex diss, for example, is mixtape filler.

my rating : 3 of 5

2017

audio review : Joyride ( album ) … Tinashe

audio review : Joyride ( album ) ... Tinashe

There’s some confusion as to whether Tinashe’s previous release, entitled Nightride, is supposed to be an official album or some sort of mixtape-like side project. As fifty minutes of mostly full-length songs with original beats, it sounds like the former; that’s certainly what I’d classify it as; but is widely publicized as the latter. There’s no such distinction with this follow-up Joyride. Everything suggests it’s the new Tinashe album. The problem is that Nightride is bigger and better in almost every way.

That’s “almost” because Faded Love, a drunken sexcapade featuring rapper Future, would be my jam on either set. The other thirty minutes or so offer “little” in the way of Joy. No Drama is a banger for sure; several tracks stay true to the album’s overall theme with highkey and lowkey vehicle references; but Tinashe’s vocals are generally less melodic and more annoying this go around. That means Joyride, while fun, even thoroughly enjoyable at times, is a comparative disappointment.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018

audio review : Electric Café ( album ) … En Vogue

audio review : Electric Café ( album ) ... En Vogue

Though the title song has them sounding more like The B-52s, En Vogue are back. Member changes, getting older and what looks like some cosmetic surgery make them virtually unrecognizable, but they’re still Funky Divas who were Born To Sing.

They do so quite Good here. Yeah, the old hits are better than most of what’s playing in this Electric Café; their trademark harmonization seems to be lacking; but it works as decent-enough background music to energize yourself with a cup of java to.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018
 

HereWeGo :

These girls look exactly the same, and have not have aged, or gone under the knife at all. Maybe you were on meds when you wrote this?? smh..

RJ Mr No Nonsense :

Fool there is no cosmetic surgery so stop that silly shit now!

audio review : Connected And Respected ( album ) … E-40 + B-Legit

audio review : Connected And Respected ( album ) ... E-40 + B-Legit

Fans have been waiting for a new Click album for several years. I guess this, the first set from its two best rappers, will have to do. E-40 and B-Legit have long gone together like peanut butter and jelly. While the former is the obvious star, the latter is no slouch on the mic. He says he’s “mad underrated”. Replace “mad” with “a tad” and I’d agree. He never alters his monotone style, but it works for him.

With that, the duo, who also happen to be cousins, have the verses on lock. They’re the best parts of the album. The worst parts have to do with the songs themselves, specifically when it comes to the breaks. Nearly every one of these songs has a dull; or in the case of Tap In, Whooped and Boy, downright annoying; hook. That’s a major aesthetic problem, along with the abundance of vapid hood beats.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018

audio review : Venom ( album ) … U-God

audio review : Venom ( album ) ... U-God

The best beats here are produced by Green Lantern. Epicenter, one of the few songs not bogged down by lame breaks, has the DJ channeling a young Rza. Most of the others are comparatively inept.

It’s called Venom because that’s what U-God thinks he’s spitting. I disagree; his wordplay is unexceptional to me; but, for what it’s worth, he is one of my favorite members of the Wu-Tang Clan.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018
 

NAME_NOT_RETURNED :

I think something is wrong with your eardrums if you think that the best beats on the album is Epicenter. In fact U-God has proven that he still has the exact flow from the early 90’s on epicenter but he also transcends his unique and versatile flow into this new age era Hip Hop. This dude recreates himself so many times. That’s how he’s able to stay relevant for twenty-five years! And let’s not forget that the fans started crying that Wu-Tang’s flow was too difficult to decipher. Therefore, most of them dumbed down their lyrics for the exception of critics like you in. This album is very inspirational and a Hip Hop classic! And those tracks with Jackpot Scotty Wotty?! Fire bro! With all due respect sir.

audio review : Dangerous ( album ) … Michael Jackson

audio review : Dangerous ( album ) ... Michael Jackson

What’s Dangerous, at least to the career of Michael Jackson, was his decision to leave producer Quincy Jones after three hit albums. This one isn’t trimmed as tight as it probably would’ve been if he were still around; it’s 77 minutes long; but the way that time is utilized made it a risk worth taking. The set immerses itself in New Jack Swing; gritty dance grooves produced by Teddy Riley; before dwindling the tempo down for an eclectic assortment of ballads.

Gone Too Soon matches poetic similes with soaring orchestration. It’s a beautiful lament. Then the music fades to the thumping pulse of a nightclub. In it there’s a girl. She’s vindictive, conniving, sexy and divine. Could it be the return of Dirty Diana? Perhaps, but this album is better than Bad. Every one of its fourteen songs is either good or great. It’s Jackson’s best album after Thriller; the more ageless soundscape of which does wonders for its classicity.

Dangerous dates itself with overactive sound effects and unwelcomed guest rappers; some songs go on too long; but Michael Jackson’s vocal style has never sounded so magnificent. Unlike most singers, he doesn’t just sing. He takes on a riled staccato that almost sounds like melodic rap. He snaps, grunts, hiccups, hees and hoos like never before. Even when the ad-libs don’t match the words, as on the peak of Will You Be There, you’re too enthralled to give a damn.

my rating : 4 of 5

1991

audio review : Sex And Cigarettes ( album ) … Toni Braxton

audio review : Sex And Cigarettes ( album ) ... Toni Braxton

This album is far from being as edgy as the title and cover photo suggest, but it should be. When Toni Braxton wanders out of her comfort zone, as on a bitter breakup ballad called Fuck Outta Here, her sentiments are engaging.

Most of these songs are “sad love songs” that deal with being cheated on or otherwise done wrong by “you”, but the short 30-minute set, satisfyingly decent during the first half, goes up in a vapid cloud of smoke during the second.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018

audio review : Chloraseptic ( song remix ) … Eminem + Phresher ( featuring 2 Chainz )

Phresher and 2 Chainz reportedly recorded their verses during the original song session. Why those verses weren’t included on the Revival album is a mystery to me. This remix version, even with Phresher’s verse placed in the middle when the hook guy should be first or last, is much better. That’s partly because Eminem scraps his previous raps for a much better one.

It’s also a new one because he uses it as a pre-response to the many negative reviews of Revival, which would be way less if he rapped more like this on it. 2 Chainz nearly matches Em with less effort though, à la style over substance. “Ferris day off,” he says, “F-12 same color as Kate Moss…” Even if he didn’t say “arm”, he should pretend he did because that would be classic.

my rating : 4 of 5

2018

audio review : Chloraseptic ( song ) … Eminem ( featuring Phresher )

audio review : Revival ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : Chloraseptic ( song ) … Eminem ( featuring Phresher )

The title simile isn’t as fresh as Eminem seems to think it is. He’s “at your throat”, in lyrical attack mode, but this Chloraseptic isn’t Maximum Strength. It’s the weak generic version that has him spitting more like Wale than that battle rapper from 8 Mile.

Still the “geyser” part, in which he Relapses into a knife-wielding slut-killer for four bars, is creative. Other quirky tidbits include him giving an off-beat compliment to a girl with the “prettiest thighs” and wooing like Ric Flair after ripping a condom in two.

my rating : 3 of 5

2017

audio review : Revival ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : Spacetime ( song ) … Tinashe

“I see God when you eat it,” Tinashe says to the guy, or girl, she’s in sinful lust with. She carelessly refers to that feeling as love, but it’s because she’s caught up in the moment of getting her pussy sucked in the back of a lavish vehicle with tinted windows. Perhaps that’s what’s giving the night sky a “sapphire” tinge.

The music, intergalactic erotica produced by a rock-hard Stephen Spencer, sets the mood, but it’s Tinashe’s songcraft that soars. Some of her lyrics are juvenile, almost to the point of cringeyness, but the chorus is indeed quite lovely. “Lost a little piece of my mind,” it goes, “floating somewhere off in spacetime.”

my rating : 4 of 5

2016

audio review : Nightride ( album ) ... Tinashe

audio review : Cryin Through The Night ( song ) … Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonders why he has the blues. It’s because he lost the best woman he’s ever had to a friend. That means his friend; a guyfriend; stole his girlfriend.

Colloquialisms aside, it’s another case of romantic heartbreak, so instead of sleeping, all this sorrowful ex can do is weep all night “like a weeping willow”.

The music is a little too zesty for the theme, which seems to suggest a slow ballad. The best parts though are the way the horns go soaring through the bridge.

my rating : 4 of 5

1987

audio review : Characters ( album ) ... Stevie Wonder

video review : The Hitcher

video review : The Hitcher

The first several minutes are creepy and intense. Early one rainy morning, a young driver named Jim Halsey makes the foolish decision to pick up a hitchhiker. That man, who says his name is John Ryder, turns out to be a psychopathic murderer.

The movie could go interesting places from there but doesn’t. The claustrophobic driver/passenger concept is abandoned for what becomes a grueling game of cat and mouse, marked by unlikely set-ups and a silly Bonnie-Clyde-like subplot.

my rating : 3 of 5

1986