Nicki Minaj’s physical appearance

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Nicki Minaj can’t fool me. She has a sexy even if cosmetically altered body with a round ass I’d love to get into, but I’m more into nice faces than nice bodies and all the caked-on makeup in the world can’t fool me into thinking she looks anything better than ghetto average.

She’s apparently going for the black, or brown, Barbie doll look. And, as far as pop culture’s fake fashion world goes, I guess it’s working for her. But when it comes to real physical beauty; the kind you’re born with as opposed to the kind you brush on; it’s counterproductive.

I’m not going to say her face necessarily looks like that of a transexual man because it doesn’t, but it looks more like one than most girls I see. That’s mainly because of the pointy nose and prominent jawbone, which contradict the cute femininity her marketed image suggests.

She’s not afraid to make a crazy face or widen her eyes to cartoonish proportions on camera, and those unguarded lapses go to her credit, but I’d like to see her go all-natural by washing off all that ridiculous make-up and ridding herself of all the phony accessories.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

Angelina Jolie’s physical appearance

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She’s considered by many to be one of the most beautiful celebrities when it comes to physical appearance, but I’m not one of those people. She’s not an ugly woman by any means; she might even look better when she’s not hiding her face under makeup; but she’s far from the most beautiful. Her collagen-like lips are actually a minor flaw to me. The dent is distracting. She does have some sexy cat eyes.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

Princess Diana’s physical appearance

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I don’t care about Royalty. I judge people for what they are or at least how I perceive them to be. To me, Diana Spencer, better known as Princess Diana; or Diana, Princess Of Wales; was nothing to honor. She might’ve been when it came to personality. I don’t know, but certainly wasn’t when it came to looks.

She looked like a man even when faked up in makeup. I think that mostly had to do with the vertical extension of her nose. It’s the one part of her face I can cover with my thumb to make her look more attractive. I’m not saying she was ugly because I don’t think she was; just that I’m not into dudes.

my rating : 2 of 5

2012

Casey Anthony’s physical appearance

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There was some media chatter during Casey Anthony’s murder trial that suggested her physical appearance worked in her favor. I have my doubts about that. I think she’s sort of attractive, particularly in the face, but I don’t think she’s that attractive. The obvious flaw is the prominent puffs under her eyes. Aside from assuming she’d look better without than with them, it’s a flaw that doesn’t really bother me.

It’s the length of her face I have a problem with. It stretches out vertically pass the possibility of perfection. There’s some natural beauty there, but I think she would look cuter if her face were more rounded. There’s a little heap at the tip of her nose, but her mouth is just right and I like her little pop-up ears. As with any girl, I’d try not to get her pregnant, but she’s someone I certainly wouldn’t mind having sex with.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012