audio review : Everything Is Love ( album ) … The Carters

audio review : Everything Is Love ( album ) ... The Carters

I don’t have much to say about Beyoncé and Jay-Z as a couple aside from the former being a pretty, and stunningly sexy, woman who probably wouldn’t be romantically involved with the latter if he weren’t a virtual billionaire. He seemed to acknowledge that with a satirical line about being “ugly” on his last album. This one, a duet pompously credited to The Carters, serves as a follow-up. “Yeah, we had marital problems in the past,” the message seems to go, “but we still in love.”

With that, the title would be better flipped around. Love Is Everything or at least the main theme of this set, which happens to include the same amount of songs as Thriller. “Billie Jean in his prime,” Jigga raps, making no sense, “For the thousandth time, the kid ain’t mine.” If he’s referring to Rymir Satterthwaite, it’s a clever bit. But while his wife might be comparable to Michael Jackson as far as popularity goes, the couple are nowhere near when it comes to the quality of the music.

I like Friends. It’s the one song with a catchy hook. The others represent the type of mediocrity I’ve come to expect from two of the most overrated song artists in the world, though I was (am) a fan of Destiny’s Child. Beyoncé, who now raps, has gotten ratchet and annoying over the years. The Summer starter, co-produced by Cool And Dre, sets the tone for the season; the beats are easily the best thing going here; but The Carters aren’t as Nice as they apparently think they are.

my rating : 3 of 5

2018
 

L. Hill :

Yes! Yes! Yes! Beyoncé’s popular but when it comes to quality music, DO NOT compare her to MJ. However, even with her popularity (and overrated status), she hasn’t had a #1 song in a decade.

audio review : Smile ( song ) … Jay-Z

Smile, the one notable song from Jay-Z’s 4:44 album, is a feel-good retrospection. The rapper shines; these bars stand among his all-time best; but the overall aesthetics must be credited to No ID and Stevie Wonder as the former samples a soulful ballad from the latter to create quite a delightful groove.

“Mama had four kids, but she’s a lesbian,” Jay-Z says, though I’d argue that probably means she’s a bisexual, “Had to pretend so long that she’s a thespian.” She also recites a poem, though the song would be better without that final bit, which abandons the unique rearrangement of the Stevie Wonder sample.

my rating : 4 of 5

2017

audio review : 4:44 ( album ) … Jay-Z

audio review : Diamonds From Sierra Leone ( song ) … Kanye West ( featuring Jay-Z )

Jay-Z shines here. Part of it has to do with the grandiose way his protégé Kanye West introduces him and much of it has to do with the beat; an Indianish dance joint led by a Shirley Bassey song sample he (Jay-Z) is wise enough to acknowledge.

He uses too many bars for Memphis Bleek, but this is one of his best verses. West stays truer to the theme; a moral argument against diamonds cut to promote war in Africa. “These ain’t conflict diamonds,” he asks Jacob The Jeweler, “Don’t lie to me, man.”

my rating : 4 of 5

2005

audio review : Late Registration ( album ) ... Kanye West

audio review : 4:44 ( album ) … Jay-Z

audio review : 4:44 ( album ) ... Jay-Z

Jay-Z should’ve retired after The Black Album like he said he would. None of his albums since justify their existence. This is one of the worst. Every beat is by No ID, whose choppy sample-dependent production has the tendency to annoy.

If there’s one song you should rip “off Tidal”, it’s Smile; a feel-good retrospection that owes its life to a Stevie Wonder ballad. Listen to the title cut if you care to hear Jay-Z’s response to the tea, or Lemonade, his wife spilled last year.

my rating : 2 of 5

2017