Tag: hygiene

Listerine PocketMist : Cool Mint

Listerine PocketMist : Cool Mint

The keychain loop at the top makes it convenient because there’s no top to flip or remove. You can put your finger on the pump while it’s still in your pocket, whip it out, quick-spray and put it back in your pocket in a matter of seconds, long before you’re face-to-face with the person you’re about to talk to.

The paper labeling also comes off easily, so if someone does see it, they probably wouldn’t know what it is. With two peels, you’re left with a mysterious little green-blue thing that could be a gum dispenser. It’s a cool and handy item for those of us who want to be discreet about our oral hygiene.

My only complaint is the strong taste of peppermint that stings your tongue with every spray. It kills bacteria, so it helps to imagine the sting as bacteria dying, but I wonder why the taste of mint is so associated with fresh breath in the first place. I’d much rather have it taste and smell like nothing.

my rating : 4 of 5

Crest 3D White Strips : Professional Effects

Crest 3D White Strips

I’d rather not go to the dentist. It’s a financial burden and time taker, yes, but there’s also the fact that you never really know how clean those cleaning tools are. Not to mention the fact that I simply hate the thought of anyone looking inside my mouth. It happens though. And I care about how I look to other people; especially girls I might kiss. So I try to keep my teeth not only clean but as white as possible.

The best home whitening system I’ve been able to find is these 3D White Strips; Professional Effects. The treatment, which Crest says is comparable to paying 500 dollars for light and laser treatment, works by having you put gelled strips over your front teeth. And yes, it really works. Frequent use might make your teeth temporarily sensitive and I’d prefer a more secure fit around the back, but it does work.

my rating : 4 of 5

a dream I had about a tube of peanut butter toothpaste

I was at home, I think, with a tube of peanut butter toothpaste I bought on a discount sale. It was a blue and brown tube with a flip top; the kind that stands on its own; made and marketed for kids by Colgate or one of the popular toothpaste companies. I was relatively excited about having it in my possession, not so much because of the cheap price I paid but because peanut butter is one of my favorite flavors and I’ve never used peanut butter toothpaste before.

There I stood, holding the tube in my hand, as I suddenly realized I was having a dream. Instead of waking-up immediately, I took that opportunity to hold on to the tube tightly, with both hands, anticipating the fact that it would be one of those disappointing moments in which I’d wake-up holding onto a cherished object that doesn’t exist. “I still got it,” I said aloud to myself, still excited, as the experience began to fade. Sure enough, I woke-up without it.

2012 January 06

question : Would you have sex with a girl who stinks?

Though the term implies an offensive smell, which is subjective, my answer is yes. It just depends on how attractive the girl looks and how bad the smell is. If it’s a faint odor, it probably wouldn’t bother me with any girl I’ve already deemed attractive enough to have sex with. It could even serve as a kinky turn-on. If it’s a strong odor, she’d probably have to be especially attractive for me to even go thru with it.

It also depends on where the odor is coming from. Areas like the mouth and armpits are more tolerable than the pussy. A strong odor from there suggests infection or disease. I wouldn’t take a chance letting a girl like that do more than suck my dick. I doubt I’d ever seriously tell a girl odor is my reason for not having sex with her though. I’d probably make up a reason because I wouldn’t want to embarrass her.