audio review : The Electric Lady ( album ) … Janelle Monáe

audio review : The Electric Lady ( album ) ... Janelle Monáe

This is a continuation of her Metropolis series, but, without the Overtures and Interludes, it would be a normal Janelle Monáe album and I’d prefer it that way. The concept, which has her playing an android character named Cindi Mayweather, is silly and seemingly pointless. The radio bits, led by the voice of an annoying DJ, are especially distractive. Not that the songs themselves are without fault.

They are technically engaging. The songstress has a knack for crafting original music that recaptures the vibes of 1970s and 1960s soul. It’s Code sounds like a lost Jackson Five ballad while Look Into My Eyes channels Lena Horne. But they don’t have the memorable melodies to match. This Electric Lady, even with guest vocalists like Erykah Badu and Prince at her helm, thrives on style over substance.

my rating : 3 of 5

2013

audio review : Secretary ( song ) … Paula Cole

I’d be willing to bet a new listener my next paycheck he or she can’t figure out what Paula Cole is saying during the chorus of this song. I certainly didn’t, not before I read the official lyrics on her site. Not that it matters much. That scream session is the best part of this office sex fantasy.

Miss Cole plays the role of a secretary; the naughty type who smacks her masochistic boss in the face to make him “hard”. The climax is, as unintelligible as its lyrics may be, intensely gratifying, or at least gratifyingly intense. My only major gripe is that the first one only lasts four bars.

my rating : 4 of 5

2013

audio review : Raven ( album ) … Paula Cole

audio review : Berzerk ( song ) … Eminem

Going Berzerk is embedded in the concept, so this song is supposed to sound crazy, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. The chaotic vibe, led by rock-style breakbeats; the kind Rick Rubin used to make for rappers in the 1980s; is the one refreshing element.

The problem is the bridge and chorus, which blur the line between wacky and wack. Eminem begins interestingly enough with an impression of Ad-Rock; a throwback to “straight” hip-hop; just before this party anthem breaks down into a noisy mess.

my rating : 2 of 5

2013

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audio review : Stay Trippy ( album ) … Juicy J

audio review : Stay Trippy ( album ) ... Juicy J

The title references mind-altering drugs. “I get high,” a soul sample says. Smokin Rollin is about puffing weed on a tour bus. “I smoke more than a hippie,” Juicy J boasts. If these lyrics are any indication, when the Memphis thug isn’t obsessing over money, he’s immersed in a world of drugs, primarily marijuana and alcohol.

That’s what you’ll need to fully appreciate this set, which works as urban strip club music and not much else. The beats bang in the literal if not aesthetic sense, but, at least when it comes to those of us whose brains aren’t warped by kush and Drank, Juicy J’s syncopated vocals and “ignant” lyrics leave much to be desired.

my rating : 2 of 5

2013
 

B. Convery :

“works as urban strip club music and not much else” i think you’ve just unintentionally sold me on this album

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP ( album ) ... Eminem

The main thought that came to mind when I first listened to this LP; for me, the most anticipated rap album ever; was, “What happened?” I praised Eminem for the lyrical skills he so effortlessly displayed on his Slim Shady debut, but this follow-up brings with it a level of disappointment. The verses simply don’t measure up to the standard of excellence he’s set for himself.

While the rapper hasn’t fallen off completely, he’s now content surrounding classic bars with what amounts to filler. I’m Back, on which he commits the musical blunder of singing the chorus in the melody of the beat, has him wasting precious time in a pool of babble. The words rhyme, but what he says is a lot less interesting than anything he had to say on The Slim Shady LP.

Suddenly going from an unknown rapper to the most popular in the world, thus made an easy target for prudes who don’t believe in free speech, has apparently affected his creativity. There’s still a zany emphasis on drugs and violence, but he’s much more focused on taunting critics and harmless peers, like Britney Spears and Christopher Reeve, than composing a clever verse.

Still, Eminem at his corniest or most boring; The Way I Am is a snoozer for me; is better than most rappers. When he manages to tap into his previous greatness for whole songs, as on the Stan and Kim narratives, they stand as his best. The best verse? Under The Influence or the last one on Criminal. Both are brilliant. The point is that the brilliance on this album is spotty.

If you’ve never heard of Eminem before and you’re smart enough to know that he’s just joking when he drops a line about lifting Christopher Reeve’s legs, this album should impress. If you go back and listen to The Slim Shady LP though, you’ll realize that Eminem’s raps were a lot more impressive when the spotlight was focused on his alter-ego as opposed to The Real Slim Shady.

my rating : 4 of 5

2001

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP 2 ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : Underground ( song ) … Eminem

This song, led by thunder and apocalyptic chords, has Eminem rapping on a level he hasn’t reached in nearly a decade. It nears lyrical perfection if, like me, you happen to be into psychopathic poetry that punches morality in the face at almost every other bar.

Faggoty faggoty faggoty Raggedy Ann
and Andy. No, Raggedy Andy and Andy.
No, it can’t be. It can’t be. Yes, it can be. The fucking
anti-Christ is back, Danny. It’s Satan in black satin
panties.

Each verse should stop at 16 bars instead of a 24-16-24 set. That, aside from the way the Relapse album ends the song with a silly Ken Kaniff skit, is my one complaint. As far as rhyming words and clever metaphors over hardcore beats go, Underground is epic.

Assuming the three verses are all new, as opposed to mere tweaks of previously unreleased ones he wrote a long time ago but never released, it’s a marvelous return to form and an exciting surprise for us long-time fans who didn’t think Eminem could still rap this great.

my rating : 4 of 5

2009

audio review : Relapse ( album ) ... Eminem

audio review : Waiting To Exhale [ Original Soundtrack Album ]

audio review : Waiting To Exhale [ Original Soundtrack Album ]

The main reason this album; the Original Soundtrack to Waiting To Exhale; sounds so cohesive, despite a different vocalist on almost every song, is that it’s arranged and produced by Babyface. On display is his knack for making sweet, sometimes syrupy, contemporary soul music; the kind in which a singer croons of “love”. In this case, it’s the joy, pain, passion and drama of romantic relationships from the perspective of black females.

my rating : 3 of 5

1995

audio review : Kaleidoscope Dream ( album ) … Miguel

audio review : Kaleidoscope Dream ( album ) ... Miguel

There are smooth dreamy vibes happening here. Miguel makes nice easy-listening soul music. When he wanders into a matching melody, as on the Use Me chorus, it makes for a nice song. Most of the concepts have to do with romance or “love”; typical for the genre. What makes the album standout a bit is its slight but raunchy emphasis on sex. Foot fetish fuck anthem Arch And Point is followed by a ballad entitled Pussy Is Mine.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

audio review : Survival ( song ) … Eminem ( featuring Liz Rodrigues )

Songstress Liz Rodrigues sounds hacky on the hook. Not that the song would be good without her. Eminem is still rapping with the angry yell he’s been using since his (2009) Drop The World verse and still not really saying anything clever or interesting in the process.

“The skill was there,” he reminds us, taking it back to when he first blew up, but that’s an understatement. He was the best rapper to ever do that. Now it’s debatable if he even cracks the top five as he insists he does. A song like this only makes his fight that much harder.

my rating : 3 of 5

2013

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audio review : Woman To Woman ( album ) … Keyshia Cole

audio review : Woman To Woman ( album ) ... Keyshia Cole

Woman To Man would’ve been a better title because most of these songs are addressed to men; the men Keyshia Cole is or was romantically involved with. That’s assuming she’s portraying herself as a heterosexual woman. If she’s bi, only some of the songs are to men and the title still doesn’t make sense.

Careless concepts are only part of the problem here. The album’s biggest flaw is the abundance of lackluster vocal melodies. The woman has a strong singing voice, but her apparent lack of talent when it comes to composing melodies has her wasting it on “love” songs that are more insipid than inspirational.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

audio review : Random Access Memories ( album ) … Daft Punk

audio review : Random Access Memories ( album ) ... Daft Punk

Some of this music sounds familiar. Beyond sounds like I Keep Forgettin by Michael McDonald. Give Life Back To Music is reminiscent of Evelyn King’s Shame. It’s no coincidence those songs came from the late 1970s and early 1980s when disco was the pinnacle of pop music. That’s the era this Daft Punk album, nostalgically entitled Random Access Memories, is tuned to.

The duo, with outside help from real-instrument-playing musicians, does a remarkable job of capturing that vintage sound. It’s the vocals laid atop that dampers the experience. Paul Williams is enchanting on the Disney-ready Touch, easily the album’s best song, but crooners like Todd Edwards and Pharrell are no (aesthetic) match for the grooves they’re singing to.

my rating : 3 of 5

2013

audio review : Black Skinhead ( song ) … Kanye West

This one doesn’t get good until the last twenty seconds. That’s when Kanye West, an activist for the black race, starts doing his vehement “God” chant over a guitar-like distortion effect.

The whole song should sound that riveting. Instead we mostly hear the rapper over a minimalist jungle beat led by what sounds like the drums from Gary Glitter’s Rock And Roll sports anthem.

my rating : 3 of 5

2013

audio review : Yeezus ( album ) … Kanye West