video review : The Shining

video review : The Shining

A mother and son trapped at an empty hotel with an axe-wielding killer are the ones I’m supposed to be rooting for, but I’m hoping he chops them both to bits. Then I’ll no longer have to look at their asinine facial expressions. They’re supposed to be terrified; the hotel is also haunted by ghosts; but director Stanley Kubrick exaggerates the fact. Their grimaces alone, especially in the case of the mother; the pathetic victim type horror flicks thrive on; take away from any realism The Shining has to offer.

Worse yet is the plot, which, due to its reliance on paranormal activity; Shining is apparently a form of telepathy; is often nonsensical or, at best, confusing. Is Jack going crazy or is he really seeing ghosts? That seems like a valid question until his wife starts seeing them too. The answer should be that he’s not going crazy, but he obviously is, so it must be both, which is convenient for the plot as it’s now allowed to throw logic out the hotel room window in favor of creepiness for the sake of creepiness.

my rating : 2 of 5

1980

video review : Home Alone 2 [ Lost In New York ]

video review : Home Alone 2 [ Lost In New York ]

Home Alone 2 may as well be a remake. That’s how close it follows in the footsteps of the original. It’s a formula starting with the McCallister family going on Christmas vacation and ending with them celebrating elsewhere after reuniting with Kevin. This time he gets left at the airport, which sends the family to Miami and Kevin to New York City. He’s Alone again, if one can ever be alone in New York City, but he’s not at Home, so the title no longer makes sense.

Once you realize you’re basically watching Home Alone again; different details with the same basic plotline; you start to anticipate the one entertaining part; the part where The Wet Bandits, now known as The Sticky Bandits, fall victim to Kevin and his booby traps. Even though you know how everything’s going to end-up, that climax does not disappoint. It’s still fun to watch those two idiots become real-life Looney Tunes characters before your eyes.

my rating : 3 of 5

1992