1983
Tag: Scatman Crothers
video review : Twilight Zone : The Movie

This Twilight Zone Movie; a four-part anthology; is as bad as the overrated TV show. There were interesting episodes; It’s A Good Life was one; but the version presented here, albeit a bigger budget and scarier monsters, is significantly inferior. The same can be said for Nightmare At 20000 Feet. The worst; Steven Spielberg’s Kick The Can; is from an episode that wasn’t any good in the first place.
my rating : 2 of 5
1983
video review : The Shining

A mother and son trapped at an empty hotel with an axe-wielding killer are the ones I’m supposed to be rooting for, but I’m hoping he chops them both to bits. Then I’ll no longer have to look at their asinine facial expressions. They’re supposed to be terrified; the hotel is also haunted by ghosts; but director Stanley Kubrick exaggerates the fact. Their grimaces alone, especially in the case of the mother; the pathetic victim type horror flicks thrive on; take away from any realism The Shining has to offer.
Worse yet is the plot, which, due to its reliance on paranormal activity; Shining is apparently a form of telepathy; is often nonsensical or, at best, confusing. Is Jack going crazy or is he really seeing ghosts? That seems like a valid question until his wife starts seeing them too. The answer should be that he’s not going crazy, but he obviously is, so it must be both, which is convenient for the plot as it’s now allowed to throw logic out the hotel room window in favor of creepiness for the sake of creepiness.
my rating : 2 of 5
1980
