Looking at her cute troll face, Zendaya seems short, but she actually stands five feet and ten inches tall… on a pair of skinny legs that are inherently sexy. Her nose is a little big, but her eyes, rather their epicanthal folds, give her an innocent childlike appearance; at least when she’s not covering them in coats of fakeup.
my rating : 4 of 5
2020
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets a lot of flak for her eyes; people say they look crazy because of how wide she tends to open them; but it’s her horsetooth smile that bothers me.
Her face, the whole of which looks more like a mouse than a horse, is almost pretty otherwise. Wearing eyeglasses actually give her a sexy schoolteacher fetish kind of look.
With that, if we were dating, I wouldn’t make any jokes. I’d try to keep her from laughing or even grinning too much to avoid those gums. Then I could potentially claim a cutie.
my rating : 3 of 5
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I want to eat Jessica Parker Kennedy. I don’t just mean that as a metaphor for licking pussy. I mean I want to eat her face like a cannibal. It looks like someone already got to her nose, but it’s slightly odd shape only adds to her prettiness.
If she’s not perfectly pretty, she’s about as close as I’ve seen. That’s thanks in part to her creamy skin color, which is indeed perfect in my eyes. It seems rare to catch her without make up; the one true beauty test; but she’s also cute without it.
my rating : 5 of 5
2019
If I could have a romantic relationship with any famous singer, or just use her as a sex doll, I’d probably pick Tinashe. I could nitpick her height down a few inches; I generally prefer short girls; but damn. With that face, which is adorable even without makeup, body and blanched almond skin color, she’s about as close to my ideal girl as I’ve seen.
my rating : 5 of 5
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