audio review : A Time To Love ( album ) … Stevie Wonder

audio review : A Time To Love ( album ) ... Stevie Wonder

New Stevie Wonder albums feel epic these days because he’s an iconic song artist, yes, but also because they’re so far and few between. Conversation Peace was released a decade ago and, if you consider the Jungle Fever soundtrack too conceptual to be considered an official Stevie Wonder album, the previous one (Characters) was released almost a decade before that. At this rate, A Time To Love will have to hold fans for a long time. Is it up for such a challenge?

As far as music instruments go, most everything here sounds fresh and new. Hard to find are the poppy snares and cheesy synths his (uptempo) songs took on back in the 1980s and 1990s. Even the dance numbers; What The Fuss and Please Don’t Hurt My Baby, led by fuzzy Parliament-like basslines; sound hip. Neither do I notice any major deterioration in the quality of Stevie Wonder’s voice. It still has that signature whine, which sounds wonderful over a gorgeous melody.

The problem is that as classic as these studio-polished songs, the finale of which nears a full ten minutes, may try to be, they lack that signature Stevie Wonder magic. Moon Blue is romantic and Shelter In The Rain serves as a notable gospel hymn, but most aren’t quite good in contrast to past albums. Even the aforementioned Conversation Peace sounds a little better. There aren’t any standout duds here, but you probably won’t be falling in Love with this album neither.

my rating : 3 of 5

2005

Snack Pack Pudding : Chocolate Fudge

Snack Pack Pudding : Chocolate Fudge

I’m generally no fan of chocolate, but I like fudge brownies. I also like fudge pudding. I don’t think it gets much better than this. Even with no high fructose corn syrup; that’s what it says on the package; the taste is signature sweet. The secret to this treat is in its texture, which, after being refrigerated, is smooth and cool.

my rating : 4 of 5

video review : Orphan

video review : Orphan

If you’re thinking of adopting a child, you may want to think twice, then a few more times, because some kids come home with more luggage than you bargained for. The orphan in this movie; a nine-year-old girl named Esther; is very bad. That’s part of the problem. She’s too bad too quick; a fact that, even given the big revelation at the end, strains the believability of a plot that is otherwise engaging and plausible.

My favorite character is the deaf girl; Ester’s new “sister”. She’s cute, but I also like the parents, particularly the father Ester plays the role of Daddy’s little girl to while former-alcoholic Mommy raises her eyebrows in suspicion. It’s a silly story in the sense that not enough reason is given for all the extreme things Ester does when she does them, but it works well for what it is; essentially a psycho killer thriller.

my rating : 4 of 5

2009

video review : Orphan : First Kill

audio review : Around The Sun ( album ) … REM

audio review : Around The Sun ( album ) ... REM

The best part of this album happens during the first song. “I told you I’d love you forever,” Michael Stipe reminds a special someone. When the chorus comes back, with a layer of windswept harmony, it soars.

Around The Sun is mixed and mastered with a soft and pleasant finish; REM has never sounded so lush; but most of its songs are bland. This is evanescent music best played as a backdrop in an airport lobby.

my rating : 3 of 5

2004

video review : Case 39

video review : Case 39

From the looks of it, Lily is an adorable little girl. She’s perfectly cute in an odd-eyed space alien sort of way. It’s the high probability that she’s being neglected and possibly abused by her wacked-out parents that puts CPS worker Emily Jenkins into her life. But what starts as a psychological case study gets really eerie really quickly.

The way the movie switches to supernatural horror is actually quite jarring. And not in a good way. The tone is all over the place. So by the time demonic insects start flying out of a guy’s ears, you already know you’re watching something silly. But I like both Lily and Emily. It’s those two characters alone make the movie worth watching.

my rating : 3 of 5

2009

video review : Creepshow

video review : Creepshow

Stephen King is in this show. He plays a retard; an appropriate metaphor considering he also wrote the screenplay. It’s a comic book anthology of five relatively short stories that are supposed to be scary or at least spine-tingling creepy, but come across as just plain bad.

Forget the horrible acting and laughable visual effects. The plots themselves, created by King at his hackiest, yes, but directed by the same George Romero who brought us the classic Night Of The Living Dead, are about as stupid as it gets. Attend this one at your own risk.

my rating : 1 of 5

1982

video review : Creepshow 2
video review : Creepshow 3

video review : Carrie

video review : Carrie

Naked high school girls showering after a sweaty game of volleyball grabs your attention in the first few minutes. “Creepy” Carrie is far from the sexiest among them, but she is cute in an unobtrusive way. The fact that she’s constantly mistreated by almost everyone around her, including her manic Mama, makes you root for her. It’s when she’s invited to the prom by Tommy Ross, one of the cutest coolest boys in the school, which she relunctantly accepts, that things start to go really bad for her.

It’s a sad story but never to the point of maudlinism, even when Carrie’s sadness forces her to tears. That’s because she possesses a power that more than makes up for her social inadequacies. She can move and physically affect things with her mind; she can close windows and break mirrors; if she concentrates hard enough. It’s what known as telekinesis, a phenomenon she herself doesn’t fully understand. All she knows is that it tends to happen, rather inadvertently, when people make her mad.

The final fifteen minutes or so before the ending credits, especially the view-violating epilogue that makes up the final three minutes, are unnecessary. From both a narrative and an artistic point of view, the movie should end just after the prom, which is the obvious climax in the world of a high school student who cares about nothing more than fitting in with the popular crowd. With that said, the ending excess isn’t enough to ruin what remains an endearing story about a very special girl.

my rating : 4 of 5

1976

video review : High Tension

video review : High Tension

The tension may be high if it’s your first time watching and you don’t know what’s going to happen. Once you do, it seeps out, never to return again. That means this is a movie you can enjoy once or not at all. I enjoyed it once, despite the implausibility of the plot.

It’s about two girls, Marie and Alex, visiting the home of Alice’s family. They plan to stay for a few days, but it doesn’t take long for all heck to break loose in the form of what is presumably the local serial killer arriving at their front porch in the dead of the night.

2003

my rating : 3 of 5

video review : AI [ Artificial Intelligence ]

video review : AI [ Artificial Intelligence ]

Intelligence? Not so much. This movie is stupid most of the time. That starts at the initial premise; the creation of a robot child, a Mecha, designed to “love”. It’s a loaded term that is never clearly defined, but, judging by the behavior of the boy, it apparently has to do with romantic obsession. The fact that it’s his adoptive Mommy he feels that way toward gives the story an incestuous underlining. The ending, in which the two spend the day together and gaze into each other’s eyes to dreamy orchestral music, gets downright pedophilic. I was waiting for them to start fucking.

Still their relationship and the things that happen around it during the first third of the movie is the best part. It leads to a genuinely despondent abandonment scene; one of the few times Steven Spielberg’s heartstringing actually works. From there the tone changes from psychological drama to action adventure; the boy, his toy bear and an expendable Mecha man must find their way to The Blue Fairy before being killed by the evil humans; back to a different kind of psychological drama. It’s that last third, an extended epilogue, that comes across as meandering and pretentious.

If AI is supposed to represent some big important metaphor or make its audience ponder deep philosophical questions, the effort is lost on me. My questions have more to do with the logic of the plot, like how can the boy survive for years under water if he breaks when he tries to eat a few spoonfuls of spinach? Why do the “parents” bother sitting him at the family dinner table with a plate of food if he can’t eat? Why was the child programmed to love only the mother and not the father? They’re petty arguments, but asking them is more engaging than anything this new-age Pinocchio has to offer.

my rating : 2 of 5

2001

video review : Wolf Creek

video review : Wolf Creek

Though one scene plays with the concept of a space alien invasion, the villain of Wolf Creek is all too real. This is a movie conceptually based on the so-called backpack murders that took place in Australia a few years back.

The victims here are a guy and two girls stuck in the middle of nowhere after traveling to a tourist attraction known as Wolf Creek Crater. Their car breaks down and the local serial killer comes along to offer them a ride.

my rating : 4 of 5

2004

video review : Wolf Creek 2

Edy’s Fruit Bars

Edy's Fruit Bars

These are made with all-natural ingredients, which is a rarity in the world of juice-flavored ice pops or ice bars as Edy’s prefers to call them. You can taste it. I don’t like lime. Wild berry is better. Strawberry is delicious like real strawberries with sugar.

my rating : 4 of 5

video review : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre [ The Beginning ]

video review : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre [ The Beginning ]

In these days of prequels and more prequels, we’re given a chance to witness the birth of Leatherface. Soon helpless teens are running and screaming, trying to escape with their lives and limbs, after a car wreck takes them to his residence; the Hewitt house of horrors.

my rating : 3 of 5

2006