audio review : All Eyez On Me ( album ) … 2Pac

audio review : All Eyez On Me ( album ) ... 2Pac

2Pac is, as a rapper, near the height of popularity, so the exaggerated title of this album isn’t too far off. All Eyez aren’t on him, but a mixture of vanity and paranoia probably makes it seem that way from his point of view. It’s still Me Against The World. Everyone else is just waiting to see what his next move is going to be. If we’re looking, we’re listening, so this album is for the whole world.

It will be heard by rap music fans more than anyone else, of course, and in that category, it holds its own. 2Pac isn’t the best rapper or anywhere near; the Thug poet rarely has anything clever or particularly creative to say; but there is something to be said for his distinct sing-songy flow, in which he emphasizes random words by stretching syllables and putting an exclamation mark at the end.

If that’s not impressive enough, and I don’t think it is, it sounds a lot better over an array of sleek beats. There are also a lot of guest rappers; almost every song has one; but it’s the guest singers that really stand out. When one provides a catchy hook over said beat; Can’t C Me; the rapper shines more than he ever could on his own.

The second half of this 2-pack; a double album as far as CDs and tapes go; is superior in that regard. Run Tha Streetz and Rather Be Ya Nigga are catchy, perhaps even a bit romantic, and a sip of Thug Passion is all you need in the bedroom. Even when he’s calling out enemies in a violent rage, daring them to Holla at him, a singer is right there instigating with melodic taunts of her own.

That said, the album would be better limited to its best fourteen or thirteen songs. That means weaker inclusions like When We Ride, Hearts Of Men and How Do U Want It; not all the singers do well; would have to go. Even as is though, there are enough interesting things happening musically to hold your attention.

my rating : 4 of 5

1996
 

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Some people don’t know what is really called a poet a distinct one for that matter that’s 2pac Amaru Shakur

Nicki Minaj’s physical appearance

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Nicki Minaj can’t fool me. She has a sexy even if cosmetically altered body with a round ass I’d love to get into, but I’m more into nice faces than nice bodies and all the caked-on makeup in the world can’t fool me into thinking she looks anything better than ghetto average.

She’s apparently going for the black, or brown, Barbie doll look. And, as far as pop culture’s fake fashion world goes, I guess it’s working for her. But when it comes to real physical beauty; the kind you’re born with as opposed to the kind you brush on; it’s counterproductive.

I’m not going to say her face necessarily looks like that of a transexual man because it doesn’t, but it looks more like one than most girls I see. That’s mainly because of the pointy nose and prominent jawbone, which contradict the cute femininity her marketed image suggests.

She’s not afraid to make a crazy face or widen her eyes to cartoonish proportions on camera, and those unguarded lapses go to her credit, but I’d like to see her go all-natural by washing off all that ridiculous make-up and ridding herself of all the phony accessories.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

Angelina Jolie’s physical appearance

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She’s considered by many to be one of the most beautiful celebrities when it comes to physical appearance, but I’m not one of those people. She’s not an ugly woman by any means; she might even look better when she’s not hiding her face under makeup; but she’s far from the most beautiful. Her collagen-like lips are actually a minor flaw to me. The dent is distracting. She does have some sexy cat eyes.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012