2023
Tag: eats
Screamin Sicilian Pizza : Sausage And Shrooms
Sausage And Shrooms; Italian sausage and white mushrooms; are the main ingredients, but this pizza is also topped with yellow onions. Would it be better without that last addition? Probably. Will they slow you down? Not at all. The pie, the crust of which is basically crispy pita bread, is indeed a “Shroomy delight”.
my rating : 4 of 5
ice cream on cones
audio review : Deli ( song ) … Ice Spice
Why Ice Spice insists on shaking her ass in a Deli à la Lizzo as opposed to a dance club is anyone’s guess, but the beat is a banger. It better be because the rapper’s vocals, specifically her borderline-retarded voice and delivery, leave a lot to be desired. Her looks leave little. She’s a “baddie” and knows it as she bends over to show the boys a glimpse of her cold cuts.
my rating : 3 of 5
2023
Deli ( song ) … Ice Spice
2023
Bang : Krazy Key Lime Pie
These Bang drinks have cool quirky names, but most are disappointingly hyperbolic; this one being a prime example. There’s a hint of Lime (Skittles) at first sip, but it doesn’t taste like Key Lime Pie. Neither is there anything Krazy about it, though it might have you acting that way once the 300 milligrams of caffeine takes effect.
my rating : 3 of 5
a Fujifilm X-T4 lens test
2023
hot dogs
Little Debbie Star Crunch Ice Cream
Though the caramel flavor is overwhelmed by the inclusion of fudge swirls, the Ice Cream itself is pretty good. The “choco coated crisps” are what hamper the experience. It would taste a lot better without them, but then it wouldn’t be Star Crunch.
my rating : 3 of 5
a Fruity Pebbles commercial
1988
Cybele’s Free To Eat Superb Cookies : Chocolate Chip
I don’t know what’s so Superb about these Cookies. They’re “soft-baked”, which I generally prefer over crunchy, but the “deliciousness” bit on the box rings false. Like most of the Chocolate Chip variety, they’d actually taste better plain. The Free To Eat bit has to do with the fact that they’re “gluten-free” for whatever that’s worth.
my rating : 3 of 5
DiGiorno Rising Crust Pizza : Three Meat
The Three Meats seem more like two because, while the pepperoni is an obvious standout, the sausage and beef look nearly identical. Not that it matters much. It’s Pizza and it’s good.
“It’s not delivery”, but it does have a “fresh baked taste”. If you’re like me, you’ll laugh at the 6 portion bit on the back of the box as you prepare to obliterate a whole pie in one sitting.
my rating : 4 of 5