I guess The Osbournes was still on TV. Either that or Jack and Kelly were featured on a new “reality” show. In either case, there I was; you couldn’t see me, but you could hear my voice; on the phone with Jack as he walked thru the mansion he lived in, telling me how fat and greedy his sister was.

He said her and her friend were selling, or trying to sell, big slices of pizza one day, presumably homemade pizza. When nobody bought them, he said, they sat down and ate the whole pie themselves. I didn’t know if the story was true or not, but it was funny and I was happy to be on the show.

2012 ( September 03 )