This knockoff version of Frosted Flakes may be a Great Value, but it isn’t “gr-r-reat” like Kellogg’s. It’s surprisingly close though. You have to eat it the same; pour small bowls and chow down before the Flakes get soggy; to get the full experience, but it is comparable. The mascot; a polar bear as opposed to a Tiger; also better utilizes the double meaning in the name.
my rating : 4 of 5
I guess this; one of several Safe And Fair Granola varieties; tastes enough like Banana Bread. It’s certainly good in almond milk. That’s despite the presence of what looks like rice puffs. Perhaps those are the bits of “real bananas” promised on the package.
my rating : 4 of 5
This Noosa dessert is made with Honey, but the flavor, blended with Vanilla Bean; it’s Frozen Yoghurt Gelato or basically Italian ice cream; is more akin to butterscotch or toffee. Not that the distinction matters when it tastes this good, or “mmm-worthy” as the tub puts it, going down.
my rating : 4 of 5
The best way to enjoy this Frozen Yoghurt Gelato is to melt it down to a goo. That’s how I prefer to eat most ice creams, but this Chocolate Fudge is especially improved that way as it becomes a lumpy delight. The Fudge bits have the taste and texture of cookie dough in a mug of thick hot cocoa. “Mmm” is right.
my rating : 4 of 5
It’s hard to go wrong with Strawberry ice Cream and this Frozen Yoghurt Gelato ranks among the better. It is sweet, tasty and “velvety smooth” as advertised. There isn’t much more to say, though I wonder why the ingredients list includes an undetectable amount of lemon juice.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is a close fight that results in a draw. Valentina Shevchenko suggests she would’ve won if not for the judges feeling pressured not to make Alexa Grasso lose her Championship title on Mexican Independence Day. A “10-8” Round 5 score for Grasso, which even the commentators imply is ridiculous, suggests she’s probably right.
Grasso wins in cuteness, even when bloody and bruised, but not much else as Shevchenko is generally the better fighter. It’s no blowout though by any means. Grasso fights like a champion, ending the bout with an impressively snappy submission attempt, and seems to think she actually (literally) won during her post-fight interview.
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
This is one of the best Bangs. There are artificial flavors added; it’s fruit punch that “contains no fruit juice”; but that’s okay. The taste is good enough to overcome the sting of the carbonation; a rarity in the beverage world. I also like how the Power bit ties in with the concept of energy drinks. The Punch part would make it a perfect boxing or MMA sponsor.
my rating : 4 of 5
You might start chanting the hook the next time you get pulled over, but the best part of this song is the beat; a grimy Showbiz production; which makes that chorus sound better than it is. The concept follows Who Protects Us From You and 30 Cops Or More as KRS-One continues to condemn Da Police, who he generalizes as racist and corrupt.
my rating : 4 of 5
1993
Mozzarella by itself isn’t particularly tasty. You have to put it on pizza or bread/fry it to make it good. These Snapps Sticks are a prime example. The cheese in the inside doesn’t have much of a flavor. It’s the “golden coating” they’re “nestled” in that’s most appetizing.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is a song about erotic expression and not feeling any regrets about it. “I’m not sorry; it’s Human Nature,” Madonna reveals before laying verses of naughty rebellion against some controlling force. I’d say a boyfriend, but, knowing her, it could just as well be a chick. The beat includes a freaky backwards bassline and bagpipe loop; a sexy groove for psychological whorefare.
my rating : 4 of 5
1994
This song was released before I hit puberty, but it struck the right senses and it goes without saying: to arouse a child you must be damn sexy.
*Sigh*
I can vaguely remember her whisperin’, “Express yourself, don’t repress yourself.”
This is for sophisticated bassheads; audiophiles who demand top quality sound not only in their vehicles but at home. It’s a song about loudspeakers and an ideal one to test them out on. If your woofers can endure the bridge at high volume without a blowout, they’ve passed the test.
The main beat, led by an industrial slash techno-bass loop, is sleek and innovative. The chorus, sang by the enchanted angels from This Planet, is even better. The song’s one design flaw though is a major one; the pointless jazz bit at the end. It should stop at 2:30 like “What happened?”
my rating : 4 of 5
1995
Sydney Sweeney has eyes that suggest she’s either always tired or trying to seduce you. I prefer to imagine the latter. She’s a sexy woman. She’s also quite cute, which I actually prefer over sexy; no fakeup needed; even with those two front bunny teeth. She has a nice slim body too with a surprisingly voluptuous pair of tits. What more do you need?
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
