audio review : Lil Ghetto Boy ( song ) … Snoop Dogg ( featuring Dr Dre )

This begins with a short clip presumably recorded during the LA riots of 1992. The man; a black man; says he’d give his life if it means that a single African (child) will have a (successful) future. It’s an extreme claim, one he’d probably dismiss as metaphorical if there were a way to take him up on the offer, but I appreciate his compassionate, which sets the mood for the song. He even uses the word Lil to describe the boy.

It’s a politically-driven anthem that’s not just about but also dedicated to African-American boys who basically grow-up on the streets because their mothers, the hoes who spent years fucking random “niggas” and having babies out of wedlock, don’t have the education or means to raise them right. That’s “right” in a moral sense. The neighborhood thugs take on the role of the father, creating a downward spiral effect.

Snoop Dogg narrates from the first-person perspective about being in jail after catching a murder case, which Dr Dre follows as a man released from prison after serving a long sentence only to get back into the same kind of trouble that got him locked away in the first place. The third verse, by Snoop, is unnecessary, but it’s a deeply effective song with catchy chorus vocals and a magnificently out-of-place jazz flute.

my rating : 4 of 5

1992

audio review : The Chronic ( album ) ... Dr Dre

audio review : Stay In My Corner ( song ) … The Dells

This song; a romantic and soulful plea conceptually hinted by, of all things, the sport of boxing; doesn’t really get sweet until about the half-way mark. That’s when it finally settles on a steady melody and the vocal ad-libs, which include one classic falsetto and an awesomely big “baby”, are set free over soaring love horns.

my rating : 4 of 5

1965

audio review : I’ll Take The Rain ( song ) … REM

“The rain came down,” Michael Stipe sings, thrice until he gets it right. Those first few bars are a preview of the subtle melody shifts to come. The song; a winter “love” song; doesn’t go full power ballad until the refrain, which soars high thru a backdrop of airy guitars.

my rating : 4 of 5

2001

audio review : Reveal ( album ) ... REM

audio review : Starter ( song ) … Street Life + Gza + Inspectah Deck + U-God ( featuring Sunny Valentine )

This is a pretty good song if you can get pass Sunny Valentine and his annoying chorus, which doesn’t sound as bad over a jazzy Rza beat with Tash Mahogany crooning softly in the background. It’s basically a love ode bursting with ghetto testosterone and sloppy metaphors. The concept has the rappers putting their girls on a sports team, which is about as romantic as Wu-Tang get.

my rating : 4 of 5

2007

audio review : 8 Diagrams ( album ) ... Wu-Tang Clan

audio review : If ( song ) … Destiny’s Child

The gorgeous piano backdrop gives the music an incensual vibe that suggests it could’ve been made in the 1970s. It was. It’s a looped sample from Natalie Cole’s Inseparable. The buzzkill can be found in the lyrics, specifically when a ghetto Beyoncé mentions “raggedy heffas”.

Still the music never disappoints. While building an entire song around an old soul sample is the sign of a lazy or uncreative producer, Rockwilder must be credited for not modernizing it with a hip-hop beat, which a romantical break-up song like this does better without.

my rating : 4 of 5

2004

audio review : Destiny Fulfilled ( album ) ... Destiny’s Child

audio review : Leaving New York ( song ) … REM

The best part comes near the end. “I told you I’d love you forever,” Michael Stipe reminds a special someone and when the chorus comes back, with a layer of windswept harmony, it soars as one of the band’s catchiest. Leaving New York is an ambiguous ballad, but it seems there are feelings of both affection and despondency in the air.

my rating : 4 of 5

2004

audio review : Around The Sun ( album ) ... REM audio review : Part Lies Part Heart Part Truth Part Garbage ( album ) ... REM

audio review : The Heat ( song ) … Toni Braxton

It’s not really about sex. It’s more about The Heat of the moment as two bodies dance on a hot August day. They’re sweating, but I don’t think the sun is up. The slinky beat has more of a late evening party vibe.

It’s a party for two and Braxton is nude as they skinny dip in a pool. Actually she’s having a daydream, which isn’t revealed until the end when she looks around and asks if “anybody” wants some ice cream.

my rating : 4 of 5

2000

audio review : I Don’t Like ( song ) … Chief Keef ( featuring Lil Reese )

This song is all chorus. Not really, but the chorus is virtually indistinguishable from the verses if you happen to be a casual listener, at least until Reese gets on and provides a slight but welcomed change of tone.

It’s about just what the title says; what they don’t like; which could be a creative concept if the two rappers were mindful enough to utilize it. Instead we get a lot of random “niggas” and “bitches”. I do like the beat though.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

audio review : 225 Rounds ( song ) … U-God + Cappadonna + Bronze Nazareth + Rza

U-God sets the tone with a fitting flow. The other rappers should’ve mimicked it, but they do their own thing. Cappadonna’s “crazy” line is funny and Rza begins with a nice rhyme scheme, but they’re somewhat anticlimactic after U-God. The beat is on target when the guitar loop plays. The horns that replace it during the breaks are a miss. Perfect title though.

my rating : 4 of 5

2011

audio review : Sleep Tight Tiger ( song ) … Husky Rescue

This would be the perfect lullaby to sing to your pet tiger as it drifts to sleep, but it’s probably meant for a kid. I imagine a father leaning over the crade of his newborn son.

The backdrop; “shadow” music covered by a blanket of warm serenity; is pleasantly gentle. It’s the singer’s clicky vocal articulation that would irk me right out of my dreams.

my rating : 4 of 5

2004

audio review : Gang Bang ( song ) … Madonna

This isn’t about what you might think. Madonna has kids now. She’s not nearly as erotic as she used to be, at least not in public, but she can still shock. There’s a big one at the end of this pulsating hate song.

“Now if you’re gonna act like a bitch,” she says, holding a gun to her lover’s head, “you’re gonna die like a bitch.” With that, the title should be Bang Bang. It sounds like that’s what she’s saying on the refrain.

my rating : 3 of 5

2012

audio review : MDNA ( album ) ... Madonna

audio review : 13 And Good ( song ) … KRS-One

I’m surprised to hear a song like this from KRS-One. It’s a story about him having sex with a 13-year-old girl, which, as far as the law is concerned, makes him a rapist. That’s despite the fact that she didn’t bother to tell him her age until he asked. By then it was too late. They’d already fucked and she’d already fallen in love. “I want to be with you forever,” she tells him.

It’s a tricky predicament and a serious issue for men who go to parties looking for sex, but KRS-One handles it with misplaced satire by getting the girl’s Pops involved and ending the story with an outrageous twist. What her father does is possible but extremely unlikely under the circumstances. It’s a major turn-off on a song that was relatively believable until that point.

my rating : 3 of 5

1992

audio review : Sex And Violence ( album ) ... Boogie Down Productions