audio review : Berzerk ( song ) … Eminem

Going Berzerk is embedded in the concept, so this song is supposed to sound crazy, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. The chaotic vibe, led by rock-style breakbeats; the kind Rick Rubin used to make for rappers in the 1980s; is the one refreshing element.

The problem is the bridge and chorus, which blur the line between wacky and wack. Eminem begins interestingly enough with an impression of Ad-Rock; a throwback to “straight” hip-hop; just before this party anthem breaks down into a noisy mess.

my rating : 2 of 5

2013

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP 2 ( album ) ... Eminem

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP ( album ) ... Eminem

The main thought that came to mind when I first listened to this LP; for me, the most anticipated rap album ever; was, “What happened?” I praised Eminem for the lyrical skills he so effortlessly displayed on his Slim Shady debut, but this follow-up brings with it a level of disappointment. The verses simply don’t measure up to the standard of excellence he’s set for himself.

While the rapper hasn’t fallen off completely, he’s now content surrounding classic bars with what amounts to filler. I’m Back, on which he commits the musical blunder of singing the chorus in the melody of the beat, has him wasting precious time in a pool of babble. The words rhyme, but what he says is a lot less interesting than anything he had to say on The Slim Shady LP.

Suddenly going from an unknown rapper to the most popular in the world, thus made an easy target for prudes who don’t believe in free speech, has apparently affected his creativity. There’s still a zany emphasis on drugs and violence, but he’s much more focused on taunting critics and harmless peers, like Britney Spears and Christopher Reeve, than composing a clever verse.

Still, Eminem at his corniest or most boring; The Way I Am is a snoozer for me; is better than most rappers. When he manages to tap into his previous greatness for whole songs, as on the Stan and Kim narratives, they stand as his best. The best verse? Under The Influence or the last one on Criminal. Both are brilliant. The point is that the brilliance on this album is spotty.

If you’ve never heard of Eminem before and you’re smart enough to know that he’s just joking when he drops a line about lifting Christopher Reeve’s legs, this album should impress. If you go back and listen to The Slim Shady LP though, you’ll realize that Eminem’s raps were a lot more impressive when the spotlight was focused on his alter-ego as opposed to The Real Slim Shady.

my rating : 4 of 5

2001

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP 2 ( album ) … Eminem

audio review : Underground ( song ) … Eminem

This song, led by thunder and apocalyptic chords, has Eminem rapping on a level he hasn’t reached in nearly a decade. It nears lyrical perfection if, like me, you happen to be into psychopathic poetry that punches morality in the face at almost every other bar.

Faggoty faggoty faggoty Raggedy Ann
and Andy. No, Raggedy Andy and Andy.
No, it can’t be. It can’t be. Yes, it can be. The fucking
anti-Christ is back, Danny. It’s Satan in black satin
panties.

Each verse should stop at 16 bars instead of a 24-16-24 set. That, aside from the way the Relapse album ends the song with a silly Ken Kaniff skit, is my one complaint. As far as rhyming words and clever metaphors over hardcore beats go, Underground is epic.

Assuming the three verses are all new, as opposed to mere tweaks of previously unreleased ones he wrote a long time ago but never released, it’s a marvelous return to form and an exciting surprise for us long-time fans who didn’t think Eminem could still rap this great.

my rating : 4 of 5

2009

audio review : Relapse ( album ) ... Eminem

audio review : Survival ( song ) … Eminem ( featuring Liz Rodrigues )

Songstress Liz Rodrigues sounds hacky on the hook. Not that the song would be good without her. Eminem is still rapping with the angry yell he’s been using since his (2009) Drop The World verse and still not really saying anything clever or interesting in the process.

“The skill was there,” he reminds us, taking it back to when he first blew up, but that’s an understatement. He was the best rapper to ever do that. Now it’s debatable if he even cracks the top five as he insists he does. A song like this only makes his fight that much harder.

my rating : 3 of 5

2013

audio review : The Marshall Mathers LP 2 ( album ) ... Eminem