Bang : Candy Apple Crisp

Bang : Candy Apple Crisp

This really does taste like a Candy Apple. I prefer the caramel ones, but it’s a sweet treat nonetheless. The only drawback is the one that flaws most Bangs and energy drinks in general; the carbonation. Imagine how much better these drinks would be if not for the grimace-inducing sting.

my rating : 3 of 5

Screamin Sicilian Pizza : Sausage And Shrooms

Screamin Sicilian Pizza : Sausage And Shrooms

Sausage And Shrooms; Italian sausage and white mushrooms; are the main ingredients, but this pizza is also topped with yellow onions. Would it be better without that last addition? Probably. Will they slow you down? Not at all. The pie, the crust of which is basically crispy pita bread, is indeed a “Shroomy delight”.

my rating : 4 of 5

audio review : Deli ( song ) … Ice Spice

Why Ice Spice insists on shaking her ass in a Deli à la Lizzo as opposed to a dance club is anyone’s guess, but the beat is a banger. It better be because the rapper’s vocals, specifically her borderline-retarded voice and delivery, leave a lot to be desired. Her looks leave little. She’s a “baddie” and knows it as she bends over to show the boys a glimpse of her cold cuts.

my rating : 3 of 5

2023

Bang : Krazy Key Lime Pie

Bang : Krazy Key Lime Pie

These Bang drinks have cool quirky names, but most are disappointingly hyperbolic; this one being a prime example. There’s a hint of Lime (Skittles) at first sip, but it doesn’t taste like Key Lime Pie. Neither is there anything Krazy about it, though it might have you acting that way once the 300 milligrams of caffeine takes effect.

my rating : 3 of 5