Zendaya’s physical appearance

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Looking at her cute troll face, Zendaya seems short, but she actually stands five feet and ten inches tall… on a pair of skinny legs that are inherently sexy. Her nose is a little big, but her eyes, rather their epicanthal folds, give her an innocent childlike appearance; at least when she’s not covering them in coats of fakeup.

my rating : 4 of 5

2020

audio review : I Need A Haircut ( album ) … Biz Markie

audio review : I Need A Haircut ( album ) ... Biz Markie

Cool V starts this with a lengthy dedication like it’s his album and says he’s going to do it again on the next one. I guess that’s okay since he handles the music production, giving him about as much artistic credit as Biz Markie whose silly raps are fun but almost never as listenable as the beats they’re presented upon.

The Biz is best when telling a story. He reminisces about a high school crush who caught the Vapors on What Comes Around Goes Around; one of his best songs. Other interesting tales include Road Block; about a girl who brings her friend along on a date; and Buck Wild; about a young rebel headed for a life of crime.

my rating : 4 of 5

1991

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s physical appearance

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets a lot of flak for her eyes; people say they look crazy because of how wide she tends to open them; but it’s her horsetooth smile that bothers me.

Her face, the whole of which looks more like a mouse than a horse, is almost pretty otherwise. Wearing eyeglasses actually give her a sexy schoolteacher fetish kind of look.

With that, if we were dating, I wouldn’t make any jokes. I’d try to keep her from laughing or even grinning too much to avoid those gums. Then I could potentially claim a cutie.

my rating : 3 of 5

2020