You might start chanting the hook the next time you get pulled over, but the best part of this song is the beat; a grimy Showbiz production; which makes that chorus sound better than it is. The concept follows Who Protects Us From You and 30 Cops Or More as KRS-One continues to condemn Da Police, who he generalizes as racist and corrupt.
my rating : 4 of 5
1993
Mozzarella by itself isn’t particularly tasty. You have to put it on pizza or bread/fry it to make it good. These Snapps Sticks are a prime example. The cheese in the inside doesn’t have much of a flavor. It’s the “golden coating” they’re “nestled” in that’s most appetizing.
my rating : 4 of 5
This is a song about erotic expression and not feeling any regrets about it. “I’m not sorry; it’s Human Nature,” Madonna reveals before laying verses of naughty rebellion against some controlling force. I’d say a boyfriend, but, knowing her, it could just as well be a chick. The beat includes a freaky backwards bassline and bagpipe loop; a sexy groove for psychological whorefare.
my rating : 4 of 5
1994
This song was released before I hit puberty, but it struck the right senses and it goes without saying: to arouse a child you must be damn sexy.
*Sigh*
I can vaguely remember her whisperin’, “Express yourself, don’t repress yourself.”
This is for sophisticated bassheads; audiophiles who demand top quality sound not only in their vehicles but at home. It’s a song about loudspeakers and an ideal one to test them out on. If your woofers can endure the bridge at high volume without a blowout, they’ve passed the test.
The main beat, led by an industrial slash techno-bass loop, is sleek and innovative. The chorus, sang by the enchanted angels from This Planet, is even better. The song’s one design flaw though is a major one; the pointless jazz bit at the end. It should stop at 2:30 like “What happened?”
my rating : 4 of 5
1995
Sydney Sweeney has eyes that suggest she’s either always tired or trying to seduce you. I prefer to imagine the latter. She’s a sexy woman. She’s also quite cute, which I actually prefer over sexy; no fakeup needed; even with those two front bunny teeth. She has a nice slim body too with a surprisingly voluptuous pair of tits. What more do you need?
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
Sausage And Shrooms; Italian sausage and white mushrooms; are the main ingredients, but this pizza is also topped with yellow onions. Would it be better without that last addition? Probably. Will they slow you down? Not at all. The pie, the crust of which is basically crispy pita bread, is indeed a “Shroomy delight”.
my rating : 4 of 5
I don’t wear hair Extensions; I’m not a tranny; but I do wear Braids and this Sheen Spray works for that. It “moisturizes, conditions and softens”; I won’t mention the part about it “adding luster”; but perhaps the best attribute is its “anti-itch power”. The worst is how oily/sticky it is when it gets on your face and neck, but at least it’s not watered down like other brands.
my rating : 4 of 5
The Three Meats seem more like two because, while the pepperoni is an obvious standout, the sausage and beef look nearly identical. Not that it matters much. It’s Pizza and it’s good.
“It’s not delivery”, but it does have a “fresh baked taste”. If you’re like me, you’ll laugh at the 6 portion bit on the back of the box as you prepare to obliterate a whole pie in one sitting.
my rating : 4 of 5
These are the Best of Bush’s Baked Beans. It’s more the “extra brown sugar” than the “thick/rich” texture that make them the tastiest of the various varieties. They’re good with hamburgers but even better with hot dogs and sausages, especially as a bun topping.
my rating : 4 of 5
Without even factoring in Robbie Lawler’s “perfect” career-ending victory over Niko Price or any of the other impressive knockouts from the Prelims, UFC 290 stands as one of their better events. Newcomer Bo Nickal actually matches Lawler by taking out his opponent in the same amount of time. A revamped Dan Hooker also impresses with a split decision victory over Jalin Turner.
The biggest surprise of the night, other than Dana White arriving with President Trump, is Robert Whittaker’s second-round TKO loss to Dricus Du Plessis, though it’s no surprise to Du Plessis. He predicted he’d do exactly what he did. Still it’s odd seeing Whittaker lose to someone other than Israel Adesanya, who promotes his upcoming bout with Du Plessis with a post-fight encounter.
What ends up being perhaps the best fight is the one I cared the least about; Flyweight Champion Brandon Moreno putting his belt on the line against Alexandre Pantoja. Pantoja beat him twice before and does it again here, but they’re well matched. The main event goes about as I expected with Alexander Volkanovski retaining his (Featherweight) title relatively easily against Yair Rodríguez.
my rating : 4 of 5
2023
Light is right. I can’t detect any Vanilla. This Monster tastes like milk with a little coffee (Java) and sugar; the can takes a shot at Starbucks by boasting how it has “way less”; added. You could probably match its exact flavor with the correct ratio of just those three ingredients, but it “tastes good” as advertised.
my rating : 4 of 5
Not only does the Crust Rise; it’s “Italian-Seasoned”. That makes it taste better than plain bread, though it’s of course the Pizza itself that’s the best part. Is it as good as a pie served fresh from the Palermo Villa? Probably not, but it’s damn good for one you buy from the store and bake at home.
my rating : 4 of 5
