2015
luckygunner.com
2015
luckygunner.com
2020
thegopshop.com
2017

Ivanka Trump is a businesswoman who’s rarely seen in public without being dressed up in fancy clothes and makeup, so it’s hard to get an idea of how she really looks. Her image is sexy, seductive even, but her face; the most important part; is only almost pretty.
Her nose, which seems to point downward, is a bit of a distraction, but it’s perhaps her only notable flaw. Her height is more forgivable. I prefer short women, but, at 5 feet and 11 inches, she has some nice long fashion model alumna legs. She also has excellent teeth.
my rating : 3 of 5
2020

2019
atkhairy.com | atkingdom.com
AnnaSophia Robb looks beautiful in the right lighting with makeup on, which it seems she’s rarely seen in public without, and she almost is. She’s certainly pretty enough to cover all my romantic and sexual requirements. She’d be a suitable girlfriend in other words. At just five feet, she’s nearly dwarf short, which I love.
Speaking of feet, the third toe on her left foot is crooked, but I’d suck it straight. The point is that she doesn’t have any major flaws. She is quite hairy, but that would only bother me if we were, say, on a date around other people. I’m into hairy chicks too, especially blonde ones, but I don’t necessarily want the world to know.
my rating : 4 of 5
2020

2020
metartx.com

This Kingston YMCA debate about whether or not The Bible permits women to wear makeup and other fashion accessories doesn’t really get interesting until it drops the formalities. That happens after Mr Vegas does a speech condemning Gino Jennings for referring to said women as “whores”, which he considers sexist. Jennings says he’s been misrepresented but makes it clear that, as far as he’s concerned, The Bible does, in fact, forbid women “walking around looking like Jezebel”.
The underlining premise, that God is real and what The Bible says is true in the first place, makes for a ridiculous argument either way, but Jennings comes across as the obvious winner. That’s partly because it’s his church they’re debating in. He’s also more charismatic. Vegas repeats himself like a retard. The idiot reading for Jennings does the same. “Disputing daily,” he chants with a brain of mush. The debate ends with Vegas being ushered (thrown) out to a round of applause.
my rating : 4 of 5
2018
This song’s only flaw, aside from the One missing from the title, is the fact that there’s no piano after Alanis mentions playing the piano. A bar or two in the empty space that follows would help inch the ballad that much closer to perfection.
It’s an ego trip of sorts that begins with the singer fingering her Pocket for cash that isn’t there and ends with the hailing of a “texi kab!”. Her psycho-chick voice inflections are part of the song’s overall charm, along with a beautiful refrain.
my rating : 5 of 5
1995

1995
