2025
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2025
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2025
2025

The Crunchy one tastes better, at least when eaten alone. This Creamy version would be better in, say, a sandwich with jelly. Neither are quite good. The lack of a sweetener basically assures as much, but with just two ingredients; dry roasted peanuts and salt; you’ll have a hard time finding a healthier alternative.
my rating : 3 of 5
I was watching a video; a recording of presumably a real event; perhaps on YouTube. It was of a girl; a young black woman; choking as if she’d eaten something that had gotten stuck in her throat. She was stumbling about. There were a few other people standing around her. It was night and they looked to be outside at some kind of small social gathering; perhaps a barbeque or picnic.
What was weird about the video was the fact that I was able to control it; not just in the sense of being able to pause it and such, but I was able control the choking girl’s actions as if I were her. A girl ran up to help her, then another, as she struggled to breathe. It almost looked like they were fighting. I guess that’s what gave me the idea to throw one of them into the air like a ragdoll.
The girl was still in the air, in fact, when I paused the video in regret, thinking I shouldn’t have done that. Not only were they just trying to help her, but the girl I was controlling was average-sized if not skinny and petite. Making her toss the other girl, who was about the same age and size, into the air like that made what was to that point a realistic scenario more like a dream.
They must’ve been at a park because by the time I came back to the video a short while later, they; at that point, there were a lot more people, including guys, on the scene; had her tilted upside down on the seat of a picnic table with her legs up in the air. They were holding her that way in a group effort to save her life, which I already seemed to know would be successful.
What I didn’t know, and was quite curious about, was what she was choking on. The camera, which seemed to be operated by a spectator with remarkable skills, did a slow pan from her bare legs wiggling in the air; she was wearing either a skirt or shorts; down pass the obstruction of the table to her head, which was held by another (new) girl with long and probably fake fingernails.
The girl with the long nails was sitting or lying on the ground (grass/dirt) fingering the choking girl, still being held upside down, in the mouth with two or three fingers in a fast thrusting motion as if she were fingering her pussy near the end of a lesbian sex session. It didn’t take long for me to realize why she was doing it as the choking girl starting throwing up… or down.
The sight of vomit would normally make me look away in disgust, but I was damn curious about what she’d been choking on, so I watched intently. Her being physically (sexually) attractive helped as I observed the contents of her stomach squirt out and pool onto the ground. Bits of what I assumed was chewed food were soon followed by a light bulb; a large clear fully-intact light bulb.
The choking girl, who was no longer choking and now sitting upright, grabbed it and held it up for all to see. It was amazing not only that something so big was able to fit down her throat but that it didn’t break during the process, which would’ve probably killed her. It did seem to have some give as if it were made of something softer than glass. Perhaps that’s what did the trick.
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The front of the box promotes this Valentine’s Day Sweethearts version as having the “classic Froot Loops flavor”, but that’s not exactly the case. The cereal, which is heart-shaped with a slightly softer bite, seems to taste a little less fruity to my buds. I’m not in love with it, but it’s likable enough with cold milk.
my rating : 4 of 5
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Grape is one of the best Popsicle flavors. This C4 Performance Energy drink, even with “zero sugar”, tastes like one. That provides, along with “explosive energy you can feel”; it actually makes your body tingle, so they’re not lying; a boost of summer nostalgia.
my rating : 4 of 5
I was at some kind of live outdoor event, perhaps a political one sponsored by the Department Of Education, when I saw one or two of the lunch ladies from my elementary school; I remember one of them responding negatively to Donald Trump; I’d come across again in real life at Borders as an adult several years later.
I was nearly ecstatic because the earlier bookstore reunion; they didn’t remember me, but I told them they look familiar and that’s when they asked me if I attended the school which instantly reminded me where I knew their faces from; was short-lived. I’d rattled off as many teachers I could think of in those several seconds.
They seemed to remember each name I threw at them; Miss Shaw was one of the first; and gave me a brief update on seemingly every one. Some had died, some retired and others, surprisingly enough, still worked there. I wanted to talk more; the nostalgia was intense, but I didn’t want to take up too much of their time.
I figured I’d never see them again; it was quite unlikely; but there they were, or at least one of them was there, at this event in what I didn’t realize at the time was just a dream. I don’t know whether or not they’re related in real life; at least I don’t remember; but they were sisters, perhaps a set of “three” sisters, in this dream.
There was only one by the time we wound up in some kind of room. Perhaps it was backstage at that same event. She sat on a bed of sorts; the room was almost like a jail cell; with Miranda, a manager from the aforementioned Borders, now working as her apparent caregiver, sitting on a bench or chair beside her. They faced me.
I’d reminded the lunch lady; I’m calling them lunch ladies, but they could’ve worked in the school office; I don’t remember which; of our bookstore encounter from years earlier. It’s been amazingly already almost as many years as it had been since I’d seen them at the time. I told her I wanted to talk more at a later time.
Actually I wanted to talk more right then and there; I wanted to start naming teachers again; besides I’ve forgotten all the details of the previous update; but I didn’t want to pester her. It seemed she’d grown elderly, she seemed to be of poor health, hence the caregiver, and she looked tired. I was going to let her rest first.
2025 February 01