Tag: fighting

Ellen Page’s physical appearance

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Ellen Page is a woman. As a girl, she was actually quite cute; adorable even. Why she decided to alter her looks, going as far as to chop off her hair and tits, and pretend to be a man; Elliot Page; for the rest of her life is well beyond me, but it’s certainly an aesthetic tragedy.

As a female, her transformation makes her, at least for a straight guy like myself, unattractive to the point of repulsion, though it should be pointed out that growing older also plays a part in her degradation. As a male, at least a normal one, she doesn’t pass the piss test.

my rating : 1 of 5

2024

Bruna Brasil’s physical appearance

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I’ve never been overseas, but I’d love to spend a few nights in Brasil. Her cute rat face, the beady eyes and pointy nose of which remind me of a younger (pre-facelift) Jennifer Love Hewitt, alone makes her an MMA fighter I’d help save money on towels by volunteering to lick the sweat off of between rounds. Her cup size is a lowercase A, but that’s okay. She’s a Special One nonetheless.

my rating : 4 of 5

2024
 

Heywood Jablome :

I’d bang the shit outta her 馃槝

G Fuel Energy Drink : Sage Mode

G Fuel Energy Drink : Sage Mode

The taste of this G Fuel Energy Drink might suggest pineapple, but it’s apparently a blend of pomelo and white peach. It’s “inspired by Naruto Shippuden”; there should be a colon between those last two names; the Sage Mode bit of which themes rather perfectly with this being promoted to enhance “performance energy” and “extreme focus”.

my rating : 3 of 5