2012
Tag: animals
Charlie Starmer-Smith getting bitten by a lion
telegraph.co.uk
Tim Dundon talking about being cited for his compost
2012
Jake The Snake Roberts on IYH Wrestling
2012
iyhwrestling.com
Alanis Morissette with her dogs

video review : The Human Centipede 2 [ Full Sequence ]
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The centipede isn’t that bad. It’s the protagonist, a fat guy named Martin, that’s repulsive. Seeing him cough, sneeze and gag is more disgusting than what he does to other people with the exception of him knocking someone’s teeth out with a hammer. At least I assume that’s what happened. I had to look away.
Having to look away is the point as director Tom Six presents a horror sequel that’s even more bloody and violent than part 1. Though there’s no narrative explanation for the sudden transformation to black and white, it also looks better. There’s a darker, more sinister tone here. Lacking is any kid of narrative depth.
There is a story and even some backstory; Martin, who was apparently sexually abused by his father as a child, is a die-hard fan of the first Human Centipede movie and has become obsessed with creating one of his own; but that’s just a flat platform for the gimmicky concept, which is, so far, all this series has going for it.
If there’s a part 3; and judging by the way this one ends, there probably will be; I’d like a centipede of all girls. If I have to watch naked people squirm around on the floor with their mouths on each other’s asses, farting and squirting diarrhea, once again, I’d like for all of them to be girls; preferably attractive ones.
my rating : 2 of 5
2011
LloydDuff :
weren’t you more then a bit harsh about Martin? Not everyone hates chubby people
as for the black and white I found it gave out an erasierhead like tone to it
video review : Avatar

The war-driven plot may be a racy historical metaphor, but that’s about as far out on an artistic limb James Cameron is willing to go. Everything else about Avatar, his first movie since the great Titanic, is safe and sound, often to the point of being cliché; a fact its surprisingly stodgy dialogue and cartoonish characterization give away right from the beginning.
In a future world where Earth people fly to other places in search of mineral goods, a marine named Jake Sully infiltrates moon Pandora; home of a race of tall blue cat-people with long tails and braided hair. He does so with a team of scientists via the Avatar program, which allows them to live on Pandora as Navi creatures without really being there.
It’s imaginative science fiction and the world of Pandora is a visual wonder. There are strange creatures, big and small, and awe-inspiring landscapes that sort of make you want to visit a place like that in real life. The story; a mythological fairy tale based around eye-rollingly unnecessary themes of religion and romance; never lives up to the hype.
my rating : 3 of 5
2009
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a song from Sesame Street : Bein Green
video review : Cujo

Being trapped in a broken-down Pinto for several hours with a rabid dog trying to kill you every time you try to get out is bad. Having a dying kid with you is even worse. That’s the situation Fonna Trenton finds herself in one hot day.
The movie should be mostly that, but it isn’t. The car doesn’t break down, thus the suspense doesn’t begin, until pass the halfway point. Everything before comes across as a prelude involving Donna’s irrelevant marriage troubles.
my rating : 3 of 5
1983
audio review : Beauty And The Beast [ Original Motion Picture Soundtrack ]
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It can be said that every fairy tale needs a song, even children’s ones that celebrate Beastiality, so here it is; the official music soundtrack to Disney’s Beauty And The Beast. It’s a collection of highlights; more music plays in the movie; but this is the best stuff.
Included is Belle’s grand theme and the epic Be Our Guest dinner anthem. The best song though is the title song; not the contemporary (out-of-place) Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson duet, but the orchestral version by Angela Lansbury as the lovely Mrs Pott.
my rating : 4 of 5
1991
Steve Hindi exposing horse abuse at the 2012 Reno Rodeo
2012
sharkonline.org
illustration : Catwoman licking Supergirl’s ear and pulling her shirt up


