a Google Map of the United States

a Google Map of the United States

2026

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dreams I had

kissing a girl with her boyfriend in the other room

being in a high school class with toy cars

being on a space ship

riding my bike at night

part of my old house collapsing

a co-worker pretending to steal my money

retrieving a man’s cane

reserving a new apartment

bringing a gun to school

a girl I like making me a plate of food

a girl masturbating on the phone

a girl I liked and driving to a grocery store

seeing two moons in the sky

a girl choking

chancing upon a lunch lady from elementary school

Anderson Silva coming back to the UFC

a girl I was about to date

licking a girl’s pussy

walking to Jacksonville Beach and seeing a huge whale

looking for eggnog at an outdoor Christmas store

searching my house and seeing Fat Joe

visiting a brothel

seeing Morrell on the bus

a girl at my door

being late for work

finally meeting an ex-housemate

being handed a slice of cake

leading the charge against a tyrannical landlady

living in an apartment with a dining room

graduating high school

a new pair of shoes and a dangerous freeway trip

saving the life of someone also named Marcel

walking thru my apartment building

living in a college dorm

Eugene getting knocked out in class

a nude white girl lying on me

a video I shot in a high school science lab

fucking a girl from behind

a five-part Steven Spielberg movie

having an interesting discussion with a woman at a table

staying in a college dorm

watching a video of a girl being killed

overhearing my lesbian roommate have sex

watching My Girl in class

a girl interviewing me for school

living in an apartment in Detroit

meeting Stevie Wonder

having sex with Michelle Waterson

watching a movie that started to become real

my next-door neighbor and a bunch of dogs

a girl who was about to let me put my tongue in her ass

living in a college dorm and seeing an enormous insect

a gay school teacher giving me his phone number

lying to a high school security guard to get out of trouble

a woman named Rebecca

a girl staring at me like she wanted to fuck

driving my cars from a bus

witnessing a crazy traffic collision

being late for class

arguing with Alex Malpass

taking pictures of girls I used to know

two old people who vacationed a lot

being at school with Wendy and Leanne

a co-worker named Eugene

a video girl who seemed to have a crush on me

kissing and fondling a girl named Wendy

living with people and a caged bird

walking to a college campus and teleporting back home to get my car

500 girls at a hotel

a teen prison inmate attempting an escape

a man and a woman near the end of their romance

my car being repossessed

being on a tower and trying to run home before being eaten by lions

attending an event with tables of free White Castle burgers

a parachute man

waiting till the last minutes to study for a college exam

taking notes in a history class

taking a photo of a police officer at my job

seeing an airplane going down outside my window

working in a mansion with Sheila

being trapped nude in a bathroom stall

going to Solomon’s Temple in Detroit

a freaky bisexual girl

meeting a distant cousin

seeing two dragons fighting in the night sky

hiring Pinky and Misty to exercise at my mother’s house

asking for Cap’n Crunch at Target

going back to the past

somehow getting an enormous amount of cash from a bank ATM

trying to interview Hulk Hogan for the site

a girl and her sister

being featured on a “reality” TV show with Jack Osbourne

my boss Heather sitting on my face

working for AVI

being in an elementary school reading class

a beat I made

being at home in my apartment

playing Night Of The Living Dead

trading insults with a girl named Eliza

a tube of peanut butter toothpaste

a girl giving me her baby in Miss Dubose’s class

a sweaty porn girl with amazing tits

going back to the past

a dream I had about kissing a girl with her boyfriend in the other room

I was talking with her boyfriend in the main upstairs section of the house I grew up in, by the side windows, when she called me from what sounded like the bathroom. The door was open and we both heard her, so I didn’t have to excuse myself as I walked away from him thru another room to the bathroom where she was. She wasn’t on the toilet or anything. She was fully clothed, unfortunately enough, but kneeling or crouching down in the doorway.

She looked at me without saying anything at first, so I lowered myself to her level. It was apparent she wanted to tell me something she didn’t want her boyfriend, who remained in the main room waiting for me to come back, to hear. She leaned over and whispered in my ear; “We probably gon do it.” She was young and unsophisticated, but the meaning of those five words were crystal clear. It was her way of saying she wanted to have sex with me.

That came as somewhat of a surprise because we’d never made any obvious passes at each other. We’d become friends thru her boyfriend, but when he wasn’t around she mostly just talked to me about their relationship problems. She was blabby in general, so she usually did most of the talking. I’d just cut in every now and then to ask questions or offer reasonable solutions. I could tell she didn’t really like him, but I didn’t know she wanted me.

I responded to her statement with one word; “When?” She didn’t say anything in response. Instead she kissed me on the lips. There was no tongue, but those sexy thick lips were soft and warm like a morsel of something good that just came out the oven. She was just my type too; light-skinned, cute and petite; so I was instantly turned on. Neither of us said another word as I stood up and walked back to continue my conversation with her boyfriend.

2026 November 02

video review : Yana Santos versus Luana Santos at UFC Fight Night

video review : Yana Santos versus Luana Santos at UFC Fight Night

I was concerned sweet Luana would lose this Santos versus Santos, three-win-streak versus three-win-streak, Fight after being outmuscled in the first round, but her grappling skills come thru in the second and third. Even from her back, she controls Yana with relative ease. I don’t know about that silly victory dance though.

my rating : 3 of 5

2026

Goya Maria Cookies

Goya Maria Cookies

I don’t know who Maria is; depending on the batch, she’s either from Spain or Portugal; but she’s nice and sweet. These Cookies, the taste of which suggest a hint of honey, are “a perfect option for adults and children alike”, the promo reads. “Enjoy them as a snack, with your coffee or tea, or even as an ingredient in many delicious desserts.”

my rating : 4 of 5