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kissing a girl with her boyfriend in the other room
being in a high school class with toy cars
part of my old house collapsing
a co-worker pretending to steal my money
a girl I like making me a plate of food
a girl masturbating on the phone
a girl I liked and driving to a grocery store
chancing upon a lunch lady from elementary school
Anderson Silva coming back to the UFC
walking to Jacksonville Beach and seeing a huge whale
looking for eggnog at an outdoor Christmas store
searching my house and seeing Fat Joe
finally meeting an ex-housemate
leading the charge against a tyrannical landlady
living in an apartment with a dining room
a new pair of shoes and a dangerous freeway trip
saving the life of someone also named Marcel
walking thru my apartment building
Eugene getting knocked out in class
a video I shot in a high school science lab
a five-part Steven Spielberg movie
having an interesting discussion with a woman at a table
watching a video of a girl being killed
overhearing my lesbian roommate have sex
a girl interviewing me for school
living in an apartment in Detroit
having sex with Michelle Waterson
watching a movie that started to become real
my next-door neighbor and a bunch of dogs
a girl who was about to let me put my tongue in her ass
living in a college dorm and seeing an enormous insect
a gay school teacher giving me his phone number
lying to a high school security guard to get out of trouble
a girl staring at me like she wanted to fuck
witnessing a crazy traffic collision
taking pictures of girls I used to know
two old people who vacationed a lot
being at school with Wendy and Leanne
a video girl who seemed to have a crush on me
kissing and fondling a girl named Wendy
living with people and a caged bird
walking to a college campus and teleporting back home to get my car
a teen prison inmate attempting an escape
a man and a woman near the end of their romance
being on a tower and trying to run home before being eaten by lions
attending an event with tables of free White Castle burgers
waiting till the last minutes to study for a college exam
taking notes in a history class
taking a photo of a police officer at my job
seeing an airplane going down outside my window
working in a mansion with Sheila
being trapped nude in a bathroom stall
going to Solomon’s Temple in Detroit
seeing two dragons fighting in the night sky
hiring Pinky and Misty to exercise at my mother’s house
asking for Cap’n Crunch at Target
somehow getting an enormous amount of cash from a bank ATM
trying to interview Hulk Hogan for the site
being featured on a “reality” TV show with Jack Osbourne
my boss Heather sitting on my face
being in an elementary school reading class
playing Night Of The Living Dead
trading insults with a girl named Eliza
a tube of peanut butter toothpaste
a girl giving me her baby in Miss Dubose’s class
I was talking with her boyfriend in the main upstairs section of the house I grew up in, by the side windows, when she called me from what sounded like the bathroom. The door was open and we both heard her, so I didn’t have to excuse myself as I walked away from him thru another room to the bathroom where she was. She wasn’t on the toilet or anything. She was fully clothed, unfortunately enough, but kneeling or crouching down in the doorway.
She looked at me without saying anything at first, so I lowered myself to her level. It was apparent she wanted to tell me something she didn’t want her boyfriend, who remained in the main room waiting for me to come back, to hear. She leaned over and whispered in my ear; “We probably gon do it.” She was young and unsophisticated, but the meaning of those five words were crystal clear. It was her way of saying she wanted to have sex with me.
That came as somewhat of a surprise because we’d never made any obvious passes at each other. We’d become friends thru her boyfriend, but when he wasn’t around she mostly just talked to me about their relationship problems. She was blabby in general, so she usually did most of the talking. I’d just cut in every now and then to ask questions or offer reasonable solutions. I could tell she didn’t really like him, but I didn’t know she wanted me.
I responded to her statement with one word; “When?” She didn’t say anything in response. Instead she kissed me on the lips. There was no tongue, but those sexy thick lips were soft and warm like a morsel of something good that just came out the oven. She was just my type too; light-skinned, cute and petite; so I was instantly turned on. Neither of us said another word as I stood up and walked back to continue my conversation with her boyfriend.
2026 November 02

I was concerned sweet Luana would lose this Santos versus Santos, three-win-streak versus three-win-streak, Fight after being outmuscled in the first round, but her grappling skills come thru in the second and third. Even from her back, she controls Yana with relative ease. I don’t know about that silly victory dance though.
my rating : 3 of 5
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2026 October 29
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I don’t know who Maria is; depending on the batch, she’s either from Spain or Portugal; but she’s nice and sweet. These Cookies, the taste of which suggest a hint of honey, are “a perfect option for adults and children alike”, the promo reads. “Enjoy them as a snack, with your coffee or tea, or even as an ingredient in many delicious desserts.”
my rating : 4 of 5